Miscellaneous: Today, my flatmate asked me to wash the large pile of dishes...

By I did them anyway - 20/07/2015 22:01 - New Zealand

Today, my flatmate asked me to wash the large pile of dishes on the bench, and if I would start on cleaning the house which was a total mess. This would have been fine if I hadn't just walked in after being away for a week. FML

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Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2021 20:00

Today, my roommate said that whoever was doing the dishes was doing it wrong. I've been doing the dishes for weeks. So much for being a clean roommate. FML

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By anon - 23/03/2011 04:56

Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2020 10:57

Today, my flatmate was once again passive aggressive and angry at me, despite being sweet and pleasant to everyone else. My crime? Putting a baking tray in the dishwasher without scrubbing it first. FML

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By youredisgusting - 03/10/2014 07:00 - United States - Merced

Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML

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**** you, Susan

By Anonymous - 04/12/2022 10:00

Today, I washed all the dishes that had been piling in the sink over the week, and set them in the drying rack before I left for school. I came home to see that my dad’s girlfriend had put them back into the sink, along with her dirty dishes. She told me to re-wash them. Why? “They didn’t smell clean.” FML

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Roommate from hell

By Anonymous - 13/10/2020 10:57 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML

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Never enough

By Anonymous - 13/08/2022 06:00

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend complaining that I don't help with the chores, I secretly took a day off work to deal with some that were piling up. When she got home, all she could do was complain about how I hadn't done more. FML

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serslybro 20

Tuesday 21 July 2015 7:29

Sounds like someone thinks you're a maid service... I would put it all in his bed. Lol

CommentKing207 23

Tuesday 21 July 2015 7:33

You did them anyway? Why? It's your roommates trash and your roommates problem. Make your roommate do it on their own, because it's their problem.

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ThatAss 14

Tuesday 21 July 2015 11:38

I wouldn't touch any of that mess!!

ILikeKoalas 24

Tuesday 21 July 2015 11:52

YDI for being a pushover and doing it anyway.

Zebediabolical 39

Tuesday 21 July 2015 13:19

YDI. You've just taught the housemates that you'll always cave and do the dishes and cleaning. Stand up for yourself.

becca_banana 9

Tuesday 21 July 2015 13:20

OP here. I forgot to sign in when I made this post. I realise I am a bit of a pushover for doing the dishes but I'd rather have a clean house and I'm not that good with confrontation. I'll try to stand up for myself in the future... or leave a passive-aggressive note. P.S my flatmate is a girl, interesting how so many people assumed she was a male.