By Bailey - 05/04/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, my four year old daughter came up to me with her finger in her ear. She then let me know that her earwax tasted better than the dinner I made. In front of my whole family. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 471
You deserved it 6 724

Same thing different taste

Top comments

enonymous 8

You're lucky she didn't charge you for that meal. sautéed baby earwax is usually served with a hot caramelized snot ball and a side of full half baked diaper.

denvan 0

Get those earwax cooking lessons started

Comments

perdix 29

Give her a spanking, er, scratch that, give her a time-out for not bringing enough for everyone.

ThatLooksSticky 16

he didn't say anything about spanking, you sick freak.

So what, I killed a fellow child at the age of three.

Frelling 0

Something wrong with a four year old operating an oven or hotplate? Hrmm, yeah you might be onto something there.

ThatLooksSticky 16

Tell your daughter to get her finger out of her ear and back up her nose where it belongs. (I almost said back up her ass, but she's only 4 and I didn't want to sound like a perv.)

Frelling 0

Too late, you put it in brackets. Now everyone knows you're a dirty perv. j/k

brackets, the way to say things so that your conscience feels like you never said them. I know for sure, my conscience was put in brackets a long time ago :D

leethewrestler 0

home cooking is the foundation to a good childhood. guess we know who's gunna be stripping downtown in a few years.

I just tasted ear wax it tastes bitter u must be a very very very very very very very bad cook no offence

ashattack23 1

Why on earth would you taste that? o.o ew

lmaoatall 6

and that's a nice way for a four year old to tell you that you need to work on your culinary skills. your cooking must taste like crap if ear wax tastes better. what are you feeding your family? doggie loggies and pusst tootsies? take a hint damn it

Time to learn some culinary skills, OP. Get a hint from your 4 year old.