Miscellaneous: Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this...

By hihipanda - 30/08/2009 12:58 - Singapore

Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 10:55 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty, and asked for her number. She replied, "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML

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By pimpdaddyX - 22/09/2012 16:22 - Malaysia - Shah Alam

Today, trying to be smooth, I slipped the girl I like a piece of paper with my phone number written on it. A while later, she slipped it back to me and left the room. FML

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By musamalia - 06/01/2009 11:58 - France

Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML

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By Noname - 16/02/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 14:02

Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML

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By philderichmond - 14/06/2009 02:24 - United States

Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML

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Fat chance

By Dave - 23/04/2012 13:22 - United States - Brookfield

Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML

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By mrdave - 04/07/2009 05:54 - Canada

Today, I looked in my pocket for the phone number of a girl I met last night at a party. I remembered us talking and exchanging phone numbers. When I found the piece of paper, I discovered that instead of writing her number down, I had drunkenly written down my own. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:15 - United States - Petrolia

Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML

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Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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brill 3

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:28

that's so insulting :( you should give someone else her number instead of your friend :)

brunocbreis 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:28

You're disturbingly creepy D:

Comments

myhairynutsack 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:31

****, 13th

Calaura9 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:38

Women DO have the right to choose!

davidomke 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 22:22

since when? oh yea, 90 years ago here in the states :P

colormeorange 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:42

Don't give the number to your friend bwaha

plexico 3

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:44

You can be my wing man any day!

Trollkiller 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:48

y do

Trollkiller 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:50

obviously this all happening coz of bush. only if he hadn't given women the right to vote... anyways this not fml coz she does deserve someone better than u

pinksprankles 2

Sunday 30 August 2009 23:02

Really? Bush gave women the right to vote? Haha stupidity seems to have struck you hard.

mariahrawks 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 17:25

oh wow. you're bloody stupid.

BreezyPear 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 21:05

Obviously, she didn't think she was having a great conversation with YOU.

feed_the_ducks 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 21:20

Ouch, at least she was straight forward and didn't lead you on. It's best to move on and forget homegirl though, there are plenty of other girls out there.