Miscellaneous: Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this...

By hihipanda - 30/08/2009 12:58 - Singapore

Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 521

You deserved it 3 332

Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Deluxe Memory Man

By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 10:55 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty, and asked for her number. She replied, "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 198

You deserved it 124 238

By pimpdaddyX - 22/09/2012 16:22 - Malaysia - Shah Alam

Today, trying to be smooth, I slipped the girl I like a piece of paper with my phone number written on it. A while later, she slipped it back to me and left the room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 176

You deserved it 19 959

By musamalia - 06/01/2009 11:58 - France

Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 985

You deserved it 3 489

By Noname - 16/02/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 402

You deserved it 3 662

Denied

By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 14:02

Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 755

You deserved it 298

By philderichmond - 14/06/2009 02:24 - United States

Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 153

You deserved it 17 574

Fat chance

By Dave - 23/04/2012 13:22 - United States - Brookfield

Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 659

You deserved it 22 034

By mrdave - 04/07/2009 05:54 - Canada

Today, I looked in my pocket for the phone number of a girl I met last night at a party. I remembered us talking and exchanging phone numbers. When I found the piece of paper, I discovered that instead of writing her number down, I had drunkenly written down my own. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 905

You deserved it 46 472

By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:15 - United States - Petrolia

Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 998

You deserved it 3 417

Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 503

You deserved it 5 016

brill 3

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:28

that's so insulting :( you should give someone else her number instead of your friend :)

brunocbreis 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:28

You're disturbingly creepy D:

Comments

JJawbreakerr 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 21:30

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the girl who rejected you and may her arms be to short to scratch. Obviously, she wasn't worth it. Sorry. (:

whooooop 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 21:33

that suckksss

wi_party_boy 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 21:35

YDI for not having a cell phone. This is 2009, dumbass

CheshireHalli 19

Sunday 30 August 2009 21:36

What does that have to do with anything?

wi_party_boy 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 21:39

Had he owned a cell phone, there would be no use for a piece of paper, so he would just enter the number into his cell phone without any inconvenience.

hothotheat_ 13

Sunday 30 August 2009 21:57

what if it was broken? or dead? or lost?

sacredpoppy 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 23:32

Why even bother arguing with this fool? wi_party_boy is just an idiot.

wi_party_boy 0

Monday 31 August 2009 6:44

Thanks douche bag. I was sarcastic, by the way.

Vagrarian 2

Sunday 30 August 2009 21:51

She's insensitive and rude and a user. Throw her number away and forget about her. If you meet again and she asks you why your friend didn't call, just say, "Hey, I'm not his pimp, go talk to him yourself, *****."

RAMBabyyy 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 22:48

I'm sorry, OP. That's pretty shitty. But if you were the one who approached her and talked to her, and she was still interested in your friend, you have no game. :x

xHaniffax 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 22:59

Yeah we've had this FML about a million times just worded differently.....still that sucks.

sacredpoppy 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 23:30

Tell me about it. Trollkiller is definitely a complete moron. I'm still laughing at his stupidity. :D

Jessticle85 0

Monday 31 August 2009 0:04

u should prank call the shit outta her haha

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 31 August 2009 0:19

Hahahahahahahahahaha Look on the bright side - At least she didn't give you the number to the Soulja Boi Hotline like what happened to that one person a while ago on this site.