Miscellaneous: Today, my friend and I went to a tacky-themed party. She was...

By Noname - 02/03/2009 14:07 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to a tacky-themed party. She was wearing orange faux snake stilettos. I commented, "Those are perfect for tonight, where'd you manage to find such hideous shoes?" It turns out she wears those shoes all the time, the color just matched her outfit. FML

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By Boothater - 03/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, the director of the play I'm in decided to show us an example of the type of shoes we would be wearing in the show. She brings in a pair of hideous black combat boots, and I remark how ugly they are. They're her own favorite boots. I had to carpool with her after rehearsal. FML

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By uglyshoegirl - 08/03/2015 21:49 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I sent a picture to my best friend of the shoes I want to wear to prom. She replied, "Wow those are so unique". I guess she forgot that last week she told me she only uses the word unique when she hates something. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2023 10:00 - United Kingdom - Yate

Today, I went to a friend's wedding, only to realize I'd forgotten my dress shoes. I ended up wearing my pair of Converse Chuck Taylor's with my suit and stood out like a sore thumb in all the wedding photos. FML

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By readytoamputatemyfeet - 30/06/2013 23:00 - United States - Winter Springs

Today, my shoe fell apart a few minutes after I got to work. I called my boyfriend and asked him to bring me the "pretty black pair" in my closet. What did he bring? Black stilettos. I'm a waitress with an eight-hour shift. FML

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By Rose - 15/06/2012 05:54 - United States - Tenino

Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML

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By noname - 04/01/2009 05:39 - France

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!". She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML

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Late start

By Rachel - 18/05/2009 15:23 - United States

Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML

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By nerd - 03/03/2009 03:20 - United States

Today, I got a call from my friend who invited me to a theme party. It was a goth theme, and I decided to get real into it. I put on a trench coat, black skin tight pants, and black paint under the eyes. When I got there I was greeted by a kid in a pink popped collar. It wasn't a theme party. FML

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Nice disguise

By Anonymous - 09/09/2011 13:25 - Australia

Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML

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By jking2z - 13/03/2015 22:39 - United States

Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing my regular clothes. Everyone said they loved my costume. FML

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frankoisdarkel 0

Monday 2 March 2009 20:06

f your life? f HER life. you're not the one wearing what sounds like the world's ugliest shoes ...

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Monday 2 March 2009 21:50

if she was dressing tacky, why was she wearing shoes that MATCHED her outfit

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ImPooping 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 4:31

Your post sucks. FYL for sucking at writing posts. You suck.

Ordinary_Zena 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 8:29

that sucks!!

mcnordan 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 0:17

this is not fyl. You were doing her a good deed by informing her. That's what friends are for! You were only looking out for her.

sillypun 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 2:04

Today, I was wearing orange faux snake stilettos. My best friend said, "Those are perfect for tonight, where'd you manage to find such hideous shoes?" I wear them all the time. They are my favorite shoes. FML

morgs1 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 11:49

this is ****** what the op basically just said

Carrotkidd15 5

Sunday 4 December 2011 16:04

That's the friends view.... Not the same thing.. Stupid

wasabipeas 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 21:27

don't be ashamed. friends don't let friends wear bad shoes.

DanielleCannibal 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:22

lmfao @ #15

bassmaster_pat 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 15:56

pretty much horny shoes. i should cum over your feet

SilencieuxWolf 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 4:58

go # 11

redbluegreen 40

Wednesday 1 July 2009 10:11

Wasn't there another FML like this? But seriously... she wears fake orange snakeskin stilettos 'all the time'? How did you not notice her wearing them before I wonder. That's kinda an obnoxious/attention drawing look.