Miscellaneous: Today, my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college...

By grossed out - 25/03/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - Peterborough

Today, my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it, it had a virus on it, and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML

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By loserface - 23/02/2009 22:50 - United States

Today, I was interviewing a cute guy for my journalism class, and he asked to borrow my laptop to check his email quickly. After the interview, I realized that the last thing I had searched for on my browser's Google box was "ingrown pubic hairs," and it was still up there. FML

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By me - 15/12/2013 01:49 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2015 18:07 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I got my laptop back after lending it to my friend. It wouldn't boot, and after investigating I found out it'd been stripped of its hard drive and all its memory. When I confronted my "friend", he accused me of lying and trying to ruin his reputation. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2010 17:11 - United States

Today, I let my friend use my computer to download some music. Now, my computer has 6 viruses and 4 songs, all of which I hate. FML

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By Robert - 01/07/2009 09:37 - United States

Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML

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What have you done now?

By Anonymous - 19/07/2023 03:00

Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML

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Genius move

By Soopa-Genius - 22/09/2011 12:06 - Canada

Today, the new office IT guy figured the best way to get the virus off my computer was to wipe my entire hard drive. He was kind enough to back my data up and restore everything from the backups. Including the virus. FML

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By flying solo - 28/01/2009 22:35 - United States

Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML

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By Oh no - 13/10/2018 03:00

Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2017 20:00

Today, my mom borrowed my computer without my permission and downloaded a virus. I came home to a blue screen of death. She refuses to admit fault and pay for a new computer. FML

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TorisaurusRexxx 10

Monday 25 March 2013 23:07

I would tell you to install parental controls and site blocks, but that can't even keep 11-year-olds off of those sites.

Jonny_Blaze0017 26

Monday 25 March 2013 23:09

At least their were no sticky keys ;)

Comments

SweetheartSusie 20

Tuesday 26 March 2013 1:14

That is just wrong on so many levels......

Danyellstar 14

Tuesday 26 March 2013 1:21

Well I guess we all know what he was doing...

shadowdragon1 1

Tuesday 26 March 2013 1:45

Well at least it wasn't all sticky

Inciter 33

Tuesday 26 March 2013 1:52

That's disgusting. If I were you, I wouldn't lend it out again.

redblueflame 23

Tuesday 26 March 2013 1:53

That nasty bastard! You should probably sanitize every bit of your laptop!

potatosareawesom 7

Tuesday 26 March 2013 1:53

i know im going to be banned for saying this but there is three things he could of been doing the first is a sin or the second is he might have clicked on spam or went on place that had a virus or download some kind of file that contained a virus and the 3rd is op got the virus but didn't remember

Jharrist89 12

Tuesday 26 March 2013 2:19

Maybe he was skyping with his professor lol!

FlyingPie 17

Tuesday 26 March 2013 2:35

I've had things like this happen to me so many times that I've become hesitant to let people borrow any of my things - even friends. I've loaned many things to people, only to get it back damaged, or they'll forget about it and months later I have to ask for it back - and hopefully they haven't lost it. One time, one of my friends even lost a book of mine on a bus when he forgot to grab it before exiting the bus. Thankfully though, he bought me a replacement copy. But it's still disappointing to trust a friend with one of your things and to have something happen to it.

vanity113 9

Tuesday 26 March 2013 2:44

Sounds like it's going to be a touchy subject to bring up, I'll stay out of your hair while you do it.

MlleMC_fml 19

Tuesday 26 March 2013 2:50

I wouldn't let anyone use my laptop without being around, especially since I don't log out of most sites. The only exception I ever made was for my sister (and at that time I used to log out of everything).