Miscellaneous: Today, my friend decided that we should go clubbing together...

By jailey - 26/07/2016 02:26

Today, my friend decided that we should go clubbing together to "catch up". Her version of catching up is me standing beside her making out with some random dude in the parking lot. FML

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You deserved it 1 290

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2013 23:03 - Belgium - Schepdaal

Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML

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You deserved it 3 781

By Owned - 29/01/2009 00:32 - Taiwan

Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 928

You deserved it 28 359

By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 21:28 - United States

Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 540

You deserved it 3 197

By hateskool888581 - 12/01/2010 00:28 - Mexico

Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 921

You deserved it 2 347

By dlova - 27/01/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 208

You deserved it 24 731

By lonelyboy101 - 27/08/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, so I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML

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You deserved it 8 624

By no more mr nice guy - 27/12/2016 07:32

Today, my friend invited me, his girlfriend, and the girl I like over to his house to hang out. We hoped it would get me closer to my crush. The day ended with them having a threesome and me locked out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 099

You deserved it 970

By lehonj49 - 21/06/2013 16:10 - Australia - Burwood

Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML

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You deserved it 3 688

Tori Amos?

By wedeserveeachother - 24/01/2022 11:01 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML

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You deserved it 2 312

Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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You deserved it 5 016

TrebleMajor 13

Tuesday 26 July 2016 12:21

I think she just duped you into being her wing(wo)man

Sandsh8rk 36

Tuesday 26 July 2016 12:09

Wow, classy move on her part...

Comments

Goblin182 26

Tuesday 26 July 2016 13:31

You're friend is easy. There, you are all caught up. Now go home.

hoponpip 20

Tuesday 26 July 2016 14:37

been there. she's a shitty friend. cut her loose.

Xandler 4

Tuesday 26 July 2016 15:27

Could have joined the makeout session! But in all seriousness that's a horrible move on her part.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 26 July 2016 16:11

You are not alone OP...but maybe if you ditch your Friend you might actually find something worth while...

Chernobylz 4

Tuesday 26 July 2016 17:00

You could have just walked away. You deserve it.

SomeRandomUser 19

Tuesday 26 July 2016 17:11

Why were you making out with some random dude in the parking lot?

species4872 19

Tuesday 26 July 2016 17:19

Well she certainly caught up.

guttedbrit 26

Tuesday 26 July 2016 18:13

clubbing to catch up? sounds to me like you've been used for her night out!

pinkuser626 17

Tuesday 26 July 2016 18:47

I can't believe how many people are so willing to ditch a friend at a bar. I don't care what they do to you, you NEVER leave anyone when you go out it's despicable. Whether they have been drinking or not, male or female, if you abandon someone you are leaving them open for all kinds of terrible things to happen! I won't let a stranger be left alone at a club let alone a friend, my friends and I have more than once had to save a girl from a situation because her friends left her it's horrible. You tell them it's time to leave, go home and THEN deal with it. Feel free to end the friendship, fight and scream whatever but AFTER you are both home safely. It's common sense.

Birdie27 11

Wednesday 27 July 2016 0:22

Good people do still exist! Thank you for being one of them!

AverageAvarice 23

Wednesday 27 July 2016 4:35

Exactly what I was thinking, absolutely never ditch a person who has imbibed alcohol or drugs. The world is scary folks so take care of your friends.

TheNewGuy03 28

Friday 29 July 2016 22:07

Honorable indeed, but what if OP's "friend" insisted on staying with the guy? It also doesn't say if this woman was shitfaced or just slightly tipsy. Tough to call.