Miscellaneous: Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall....

By Jac - 17/01/2010 19:59 - United States

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 18:01 - United States - Corona

Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML

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By CODgirl102 - 16/11/2013 05:17 - United States - Palm Bay

Today, I decided to confront my friend who has been stealing from me for months. She denied it, while wearing a pair of my pants. FML

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Whoops

By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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Public surprise

By Pants-Girl - 24/11/2019 08:00 - Canada

Today, I was out walking downtown. A woman walking behind the thought that my pants were hanging too low. She came over to me and yanked my pants up. FML

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By wearingshorts - 28/08/2010 04:54 - United States

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2015 14:43 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I went indoor rock climbing. After finally making it to the top, my pants ripped on my last move. I wasn't wearing any underwear. FML

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Quick thinking

By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 12:00

Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML

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You deserved it 987

By Anonymous - 20/01/2012 23:33 - France

Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML

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John Tucker would've known what to do.

By Dan - 09/10/2017 04:30

Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML

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davidhasmorefun 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:26

pantsing still happens? I wouldve said **** it and did the helicopter

kinkinhood 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:25

Must've given quite a breeze being in Ohio.

Comments

hestytesty 0

Friday 22 January 2010 0:31

r u a girl or boy if girl call me

failing101 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:28

I'm sorry but I have to do it... Lookin' like a fool with your PANTS ON THE GROUND! :D

mandababyyy 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 19:12

haha!! :) I was just about to post the same thing!!

failing101 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 20:21

Haha! Well, it needed to be done :D

Katana9990 3

Saturday 1 May 2010 6:13

as a girl, why weren't you wearing underwear

kheart96 0

Friday 16 July 2010 4:43

gotta love friends like those =]

Exeedingmango 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 13:20

comando!!!!

CloneXD11 3

Saturday 16 April 2011 22:45

yum

Aalma 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 1:59

lol. sucks for you!

CanadianNarwhal 13

Tuesday 28 June 2011 2:25

and that's how you learned to always wear underwear

Punkpoptart1119 20

Friday 1 July 2011 0:42

That's disgusting. Who doesn't wear underwear. YDI

SleepOnStones 5

Wednesday 13 July 2011 4:00

Why the hell...??????

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