Miscellaneous: Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall.... - FML

By Jac - 17/01/2010 19:59 - United States

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 18:01 - United States - Corona

Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML

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By CODgirl102 - 16/11/2013 05:17 - United States - Palm Bay

Today, I decided to confront my friend who has been stealing from me for months. She denied it, while wearing a pair of my pants. FML

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Whoops

By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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Public surprise

By Pants-Girl - 24/11/2019 08:00 - Canada

Today, I was out walking downtown. A woman walking behind the thought that my pants were hanging too low. She came over to me and yanked my pants up. FML

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By wearingshorts - 28/08/2010 04:54 - United States

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2015 14:43 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I went indoor rock climbing. After finally making it to the top, my pants ripped on my last move. I wasn't wearing any underwear. FML

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Quick thinking

By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 12:00

Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2012 23:33 - France

Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML

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John Tucker would've known what to do.

By Dan - 09/10/2017 04:30

Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML

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davidhasmorefun 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:26

pantsing still happens? I wouldve said **** it and did the helicopter

kinkinhood 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:25

Must've given quite a breeze being in Ohio.

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makii_fml 0

Monday 18 January 2010 5:12

haha i sure wouldve not minded

fieldhockeychick 0

Monday 18 January 2010 5:15

you should've been wearing underwear.

nyuukou 0

Monday 18 January 2010 5:27

I don't think it's okay to pull down ANYONE'S pants, man or woman.

ruru1991 0

Monday 18 January 2010 5:37

that's disgusting! how could somone not wear underwear! so many bacteria on those pants! gross!!!!!

mmhmm138 0

Monday 18 January 2010 5:38

Yea I'm gonna go in public with no underwear cause it feels so good.

Loveya448 0

Monday 18 January 2010 5:40

Always wear underwear.

onnielief 4

Monday 18 January 2010 5:41

that really sucks! Underwear is made for a reason, but I understand people would rather go commando! I don't get all those people YDI this though, unless they are all prudes!

Russellnieuw 0

Monday 18 January 2010 5:44

hope you learned your lesson

raining_kylie 0

Monday 18 January 2010 5:51

HAHA! WOW. really, you need to wear undies ! why weren't you wearing them anyway? well you learned a very important lesson. :D

iltby 3

Monday 18 January 2010 6:12

Why does he deserve it for not wearing underwear? He probably wasn't walking around expecting to be pantsed...

jchansfan 0

Monday 18 January 2010 6:53

*It's a she. Also: EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED! YOU NEED TO BE PREPARED FOR AN ATTACK ON YOUR PANTS AT ALL TIMES! NEVER KNOW WHEN SOMETHING MIGHT GO *DOWN*! LOL YAY PUNS! XD But seriously, while I don't think anyone deserves to be pantsed anywhere, let alone in a busy mall, she has no one to blame but herself for the lack of underwear. I also find it strange their friend randomly decided to do this. If they're just kinda weird/crazy like that than the OP either needs to start wearing underwear or get new friends... Maybe both... lol :P

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