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By kyle - 05/06/2011 07:00 - United States

Today, my friend pushed me into the swimming pool. Unfortunately, we were eight feet away from the actual pool, so I face-planted and rolled in. FML

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By imbx - 13/04/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, I was at a pool party. My friend's little sister pushed me in the pool. When I got out, I pushed her in. She started screaming, and I started laughing because I thought she was pissed that I pushed her in. That wasn't why she was screaming. She can't swim. Her whole family witnessed it. FML

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By poolfail - 06/08/2014 21:14

Today, at the pool, I decided to face my fears and go off the high dive. I slipped off the edge and did a barrel roll into the pool while screaming like a little girl. FML

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By Fish - 19/03/2009 15:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML

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By babydoll13211 - 04/09/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2019 12:00

Today, I nearly drowned. I was at a wave pool for the first time and stupidly swam out to the deep end. When the waves turned on, I discovered I can't swim in rough water. Despite my yelling, "Help!" and flailing around, the lifeguard paid me no attention. My friend had to save me. FML

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By Jenn - 16/12/2016 00:50

Today, in my lifeguarding course, I had to pull a 200-pound boy out of the pool in an exercise to practice using our legs when lifting. I, being only 90 pounds, tried pulling and ended up falling into the pool, landing with my lady parts on his face. FML

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By klutz - 10/08/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML

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By WetPhone - 15/06/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, I was being pulled into a pool by my girlfriend. To avoid ruining my phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me. I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I tried to impress our swim team coach by doing a complicated backflip from the diving board. I landed face-first in the pool and had to be rescued by the lifeguard, so I guess I won't be going to the Olympics any time soon. FML

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Miss_Michaela 10

Sunday 5 June 2011 15:57

Well if you were 8 feet away, I don't think you're friends intention was to push you in the pool..

marinus_fml 19

Sunday 5 June 2011 15:55

Should have pretended you were casually planking.

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Randuhh_17 4

Monday 6 June 2011 9:55

did the lifeguard have to jump in and save you?..

MyLifeAsAnna 1

Monday 6 June 2011 14:12

^ Hey doctor dude... ^ YOU'RE A CREEP(:

Dramori 29

Monday 6 June 2011 21:14

roll into the pool? are you ball-shaped?! :o

butterflies411 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 5:20

well ur BF is an idiot!

asselhoff 5

Tuesday 7 June 2011 7:15

how does that happen? I'm wondering about the physics of it...

Euronymous93 29

Wednesday 4 September 2013 5:48

Maybe your friend just had problems with depth perception, OP. Hope you're okay.

TAndALuvVAH76 1

Wednesday 8 June 2011 0:44

man who need enemies when u got friends like than asshole c'mon really who pushes a bf into a pool that should never happen bf's or not if it where me i'd kick his/her ass and then shove him/or her in cuz hey paybacks bitch lol

cjuliaaaa 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 8:54

Just picture it and tell me you don't want to die of laughter..

cjuliaaaa 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 8:54

Just picture it and tell me you don't want to die of laughter..

stevieb123 7

Thursday 18 August 2011 15:53

Wow u ok ?????

buddygirrl234 4

Friday 9 September 2011 3:17

My face hurts after reading this FML.

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