Kids: Today, my friend's son asked me how much coke costs in this place....

By Morgan - 03/02/2009 23:55 - United States

Today, my friend's son asked me how much coke costs in this place. I told him, "About a dollar?" He said, "Wow, that's really cheap for blow." He's 10. FML

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By padre74 - 03/10/2016 17:31 - United States - Jackson

Today, after creating a swear jar for my son, I came back to find a $20 bill in it and him saying, "How much does that buy?" FML

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By Whatdididowrong? - 10/05/2011 05:18

Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML

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By Jonathan lemon - 22/10/2021 20:00

Today, I picked my son up from school, and asked how his day went. He told me how his friend explained to him that his mommy snorts sugar with his uncle, and if he could try what his friend's mom calls "Booger sugar" when we got home. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML

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By Shawnee Gonzales - 17/06/2024 18:00 - United States - Lansing

Today, my 6 year-old told me that he was stealing the fan I just bought. I told him he could have it for $25. He said, "What, you think I’m made of money?" My response was, "Well, you think I’m made of money." He replied, "Isn’t that what MOM stands for?" FML

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By ripdivine - 24/02/2009 17:47 - United States

Today, I stopped at a lemonade stand on my way to work. A cute little girl handed me a mouthwash-sized cup of juice, and her adorable little brother told me it would be $.25. All I had was a $20. He shoved it into his overalls pocket, looked up with huge brown eyes and just said "Thank you." FML

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By Charity - 20/03/2017 17:00 - United States

Today, I tutored a kid for two hours, for $25 an hour. When it came time for them to pay, my mother told the kid's parents that they could give me ten bucks for the whole thing. She does this a lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2019 20:00 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML

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By UngratefulBrat - 28/12/2012 07:03 - United States - New York

Today, my 6-year-old nephew opened his Christmas gift. The first words out of his mouth were, "This is cheap." FML

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By PineappleOfMyEye - 24/09/2018 17:30

Today, I work at a general store and a customer came in trying to bargain a set price of an item. The item? A 50 cent candy bar. He wanted it for 34 cents. This is not the first time he's done this. FML

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Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:15

#3... what the hell? I'm happy to say I'm almost 16 and have NEVER smoked or done any drugs.

MrCatman1125 2

Sunday 12 August 2012 10:16

#3 is basically saying he is proud of waiting till 15 to completely **** up the rest of his life. That is definitely something to be proud of. I bet your parents are so proud. Loljk I'm not from the ******* '50s.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Thursday 11 August 2011 3:23

He's also apparently the type to snort a Lot if he's stupid enough to ask his friend's dad! (and remember, he was already mentally incompetent enough to start doing coke)

puppytaco64 8

Sunday 18 September 2011 20:43

24 not true, unless you include tax

garfield224 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 20:14

In the ghetto, in the ghetto! He's a poor weird boy losing his pride because Kenny and his whole family reside in the ghetto, in the ghetto!

guci101 14

Thursday 10 May 2012 22:33

Hehe

Achall91 17

Sunday 20 May 2012 12:00

Yeah because that's really something to be proud of.

LadyGore 12

Thursday 31 May 2012 0:20

And that's what video games provoke. Not saying that video games are bad but if you allow your children to play them at a young age, that's the consequence.

MidnightMusic53 37

Tuesday 30 July 2013 5:59

Video games do not promote drugs, and it's stupid to even suggest it. I have been playing video games since the age of 2, and I'm against drugs, drinking, etc. Did you pull this information straight out of your ass? Video games can improve hand-eye coordination, and some parents do bother to make sure their young children do not play games that are for more mature gamers.