Miscellaneous: Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message...

By AKN - 29/01/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML

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You deserved it 3 145

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By Bad Artist - 07/05/2014 14:55 - United States

Today, my friend sent me a link to a "horrible" tattoo that he found online, that a guy had gotten at my tattoo parlor. FML

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By Thanks guys - 26/11/2013 05:21 - United States - Richmond

Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 043

You deserved it 4 926

Take the L, dude

By AnonDude - 06/05/2023 12:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I sent a text to the girl I've been getting to know online, text which was meant for my best friend. It was a screenshot of my her Instagram page with the caption, "I can't believe I'm actually going to talk to her today." FML

I agree, your life sucks 237

You deserved it 933

By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 155

You deserved it 4 326

Log out

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

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You deserved it 8 622

By shea234 - 20/02/2012 16:19 - United States

Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 935

You deserved it 8 682

Live chat

By Anonymous - 19/12/2019 01:00 - Ukraine - Kiev

Today, I found my best friend's girlfriend on a webcam site. I then told him, and his only response was, "Yeah, I know, that's where we met." FML

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You deserved it 603

Oh, hi!

By Embarrassed - 07/08/2012 07:48 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived and found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway and helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before came in, and I realized it wasn't my friend's house. FML

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You deserved it 35 420

Thoughts and prayers

By the hated - 09/07/2013 02:02 - United States - Absecon

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to make a R.I.P. page for me on Facebook. Most liked post? "Too bad this page is fake." FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 904

You deserved it 5 467

By TheNaturalOrderofThingsSucks - 11/09/2012 03:13 - United States - Seattle

Today, after pouring my heart out to a beautiful girl on Facebook, and having her return the favor, she typed a final message that read, "That was my friend. Please f*ck off now. Thanks." FML

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You deserved it 7 259

2random 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 12:29

I don't get it. Then again, I'm dumber than a can of freeze-dried dicks. LOL.

alchemist5 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 14:46

it was a link to THIS website. like, the one you're on now.

Comments

Sonalis 9

Tuesday 2 February 2010 1:08

it took me a sec but i get it now

chasingraiinbos 0

Monday 8 February 2010 19:01

a aaa ul pl

k1w1 0

Monday 8 March 2010 21:11

what bitch? you don't wanna be with us? ahaa. justkeedinnn.ellooo.

NeroKR13 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 1:49

lol xD

say12808 3

Wednesday 23 February 2011 4:05

can someone explain? im a bit slow.. i think i get it but...

EmmyRahh 5

Tuesday 12 April 2011 19:29

this website.. fml.com

katieee_marieee 3

Tuesday 10 May 2011 4:19

who cares....

rozieslothinator 0

Monday 20 June 2011 20:03

well you would have to feel kind of at home to write an fml...so I guess you agree with your friend

brmgirl123 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 18:43

who cares...

Jordyn345 4

Thursday 25 August 2011 22:32

Welcome home :)

NewNewXOMuah 0

Monday 19 September 2011 0:03

IDnt Get Iht ? Waht Was Thee Video ? TF ?!

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Today, I wanted to show my friends my cat’s “high-five” trick. I held out my hand, and instead of a high-five, my cat scratched and bit me instead. I yelped, and my friends burst into laughter. I had to bandage my hand, all whilst they joked about “cat training.” FML

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Today, I gained the courage to talk to the guy I have a crush on. In a dying part of the conversation, I panicked and ended up asking him if he was gay. He replied no and seemed offended, so I quickly added, "You just seem a little gay sometimes, in a good way." He took more offense and left. FML

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and best friend making out. His explanation was that he was trying to stop her from having an allergic reaction to peanut butter. FML

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Today, my dad and I ran into a guy I've been dating. He flipped out and accused me of cheating on him. This is now the second guy to have a similar reaction to my dad. I guess this is one of those unexpected consequences of teen pregnancy that my parents didn't see coming. FML

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Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML

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Today, I lost the key to my bike lock. I ended up having to cut it off, even though it was brand new. After spending 30 minutes hacking away at it, it finally came off. When I hopped onto my bike, I felt something poking my leg. My key was in my pocket the whole time. FML

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Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML

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