By Kallian - 09/11/2012 06:47 - Australia

Today, my friend showed me a video of me in a nightclub. I was holding two Skittles vodka shots and shouting, "Red and green, merry Kwanzaa!" The shots were yellow and purple. I can't remember that night at all. FML
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You deserved it 28 033

Kallian_fml tells us more.

Kallian_fml 21

18- It WAS a shit faced awesome night. 12- Yeah, I kinda was tripping.

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Top comments

Aspen_Grace33 27

Just be glad your friends have this video for you to remember something from that night! Also, taste the rainbow!

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Pleonasm 35

Two skittle shots? DOUBLE RAINBOW! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE! HNGHHHH

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Comments

LovesSushi 25

Sounds like a normal night out to me...

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amandajlucas2015 2

Ya FML I got drunk.. Not FML worthy

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bredahl 26

I love skittles vodka. It tastes like Jones Soda.

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MalloryKnox 8

Yay for Jones Soda... But Skittles vodka? I've never heard of such a thing! When I was a youngster we put Jolly Ranchers in vodka.. Is it like that? Or is it an actual brand?

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bredahl 26

It's like jolly ranchers but with skittles. and it takes at least a day and a half to make. Add some sprite and it tastes a lot like jones soda.

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Tezoma 28

I think I would like to see this video.

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perdix 29

Wait, when you drink, you become a color-blind racist? That's oxymoronic!

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katties 27

This SO deserves to be in the top comments!

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perdix 29

#25, thanks for your support. I don't know why people get so mad at people who lend encouragement. When I wrote this, I had just been woken up by a fire alarm in my building (turned out to be a false alarm), so I was kind of out of it, but it seems to have turned out OK. Thanks!

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Kallian_fml 21

Yes perdix. I'm most definitely a colour blind racist.

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perdix 29

#49, do you mean all the time, or only when you drink?

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Kallian_fml 21

Hahaha. Only when I drink apparently. I'm on a bus home from the nightclub at the moment.

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perdix 29

Hopefully, you didn't go on a rant about the "creamies." Good thing your friend could video your night, otherwise, you could have just ended up with a forgotten span of time.

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katties 27

You never know with the people here, I guess. Well, I don't take offense, really - I didn't even know that people would feel so stongly about my comment X)

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Enslaved 36

You probably only yelled the "red and green" part because those are known for bring holiday colors.(: At least video will capture your forgotten blackout! Yay!:P

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gpalife 3

Please post the video, I want to see this shit!!

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CuriousAlien 7

Well it's better to have a video, then waking up next to some dude you don't know or don't like.

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2ruLife 5

I would wonder about the videos of you that they didn't show you.

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