Love: Today, my friend told me I'm not welcome in her house anymore....

By Sapphirlinda - 03/07/2010 23:25 - Netherlands

Today, my friend told me I'm not welcome in her house anymore. I've spent the last two months painting and doing it up for her, because she's pregnant and couldn't herself. I just finished the job. FML

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By spaceforrent - 16/11/2012 05:51 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my girlfriend had repainted my bedroom. As she had offered to do it, it shouldn't have been a problem. However, she decided to return the several unopened cans of off-white paint that I'd bought for something "more neutral." Like "Sunset Orange." FML

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Cost of living crisis

By Anonymous - 19/04/2024 05:00

Today, it's only been two months since my daughter has owned her home and now she wants to move back to my house because she lost her job and can’t afford the mortgage, plus she got pregnant off a one-night stand and needs my help with the baby. Bang goes my plans for a quiet retirement. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2015 00:26 - United States - Eureka

Today, I moved into my new apartment complex. I left some items including a cherished painting my best friend made for me outside the front door while I moved furniture into my bedroom. When I went back outside, someone had kicked a huge hole in the painting. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 12:06 - Netherlands

Today, after spending two weeks renovating my room and $1000 on paint and a new floor, my landlord told me that he's sold the house. Also, he was kind enough to inform me that unless I paint the walls back to white, I won't be getting my $500 deposit back. FML

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The cheek of some people

By Anonymous - 23/05/2022 04:00

Today, I stayed at my mate's house over the weekend, but his mother threw me out, saying I’m was taking advantage of her hospitality. First, it’s her son's house, so it’s not even her hospitality, but also I was helping redecorate the whole house for free, so how was I taking advantage? FML

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Misbehaving

By anonymous - 05/02/2013 05:22 - United States - Hampton

Today, at a friendly get-together, my friend's husband had too much to drink and got into a fistfight with my husband. I'm seven-and-a-half months pregnant, and the friendly get-together was my baby shower. FML

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Cheap labor

By franzia - 25/09/2021 14:00

Today, I got broken up with, after renovating her family's apartment over the last 9 months. She even waited until I'd hung the last lights, whose shipment was delayed. FML

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By DumbFace714 - 14/02/2015 01:43 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML

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Invasion

By Anonymous - 31/03/2022 18:00

Today, and ever since we announced our pregnancy, my mother-in-law has invaded our home, taken over my hobby room, and tries to run our lives. I tried to go to the pub for a pint, one solitary pint, and she came and dragged me out by my ear, because "drinking is a sin", and I hadn’t done the dishes yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 09:43 - United States

Today, as I'm pregnant, my mom came over to do some nice things for me, such as clean my kitchen and cook a large pot of my favorite soup. When she left, I took a nap, planning to eat later. I woke up to find my roommates had trashed my kitchen and eaten all my soup. FML

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palatapus 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 9:03

Doesn't sound like a friend to me.

canadaxkid 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 9:03

Aww, REVENGE

Comments

kroms001_fml 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 16:08

how is your life ****** because of this? I bet you ruined something or screwed her husband while she wasn't home... you are leaving stuff out. YDI for not telling us the entire story.

SpicyAlmond 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 16:18

Way to make assumptions.

Lounia_fml 8

Monday 5 July 2010 7:48

the OP said at least 50 times that the father IS NOTTTTT KNOWN. Do you still not get it?!

horrorcane 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 16:50

She's just hormonal. She's not really mad at you her bodys just going thru a lot getting ready for the baby

SarahMarie83 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 18:30

That's a lame excuse. Pregnancy doesn't make it acceptable to be a bitch without cause. The "friend" is selfish and will continue to use people her entire life. OP, be glad you found out now and not after supporting her financially and/or babysitting while she works on Bastard #2.

horrorcane 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 16:56

@obelia u must have never been pregnant. Its very emotional. Once you've been thru it you'll understand. You have no control over your body just like you have no control over your feelings.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Sunday 4 July 2010 17:22

You know what they say about remodeling a house being the ultimate test if a marriage? You just experienced the milder form of redecorating being the ultimate test of a friendship. Apparently, you both failed the test.

brichewyy 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 17:50

punch her & say " your face ain't pregnant " . then leave .

Phoenix_fml 13

Sunday 4 July 2010 17:51

send her a bill for the work.

exiie 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 18:31

when the kid is born tell it it was born in a garbage can.

stewpididiot 11

Sunday 4 July 2010 19:13

has anybody clued in that OP is a lesbian? Sapphir/Sappho???? OP loves girl. girl is pregnant. therefore, girl is into guys and OP prolly freaked girl out . Not judgin', just sayin.