By notinflammable - 27/06/2009 04:41 - United States

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Today, my friend told me that semen was inflammable. Later at night I jacked off into a sock and then, excitedly, tried to lit the sock on fire. Turns out, semen is very much not inflammable. Naked, I shook my sock in the air so it would extinguish while my semen splashed out all over my room. FML
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Shock98 0

why on earth did you think this was a good idea in the first place?

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marrajane 0

You know that "flammable" and "inflammable" mean the same thing right? Inflammable things catch fire???

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helloitsmeex3 0

fyi: socks ARE flammable.

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Dummie 0

You decided to test the flammability of something while it was inside a flammable object? Wow you're a champion! It's like watching Just Friends when she puts a microwavable container with tinfoil into the microwave. Long story short... you're an idiot!

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f_your_life_39 0

Now if only you weren't an idiot, you would know that flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. Have fun cleaning up your semen.

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Drummr6 0

inflammable and flammable are the same thing and no shit the sock was gonna light on fire dumb ass. wish you'd burnt off your hair too. cause then you'd have to explain that to everyone. lol

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jewelzgalore 0

I knew it wasn't going to end well from the first sentence alone. Question: Why are you such an idiot?

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Dalarsco 0

Semen might not be flammable. I couldn't tell you. Socks, on the other hand, are most certainly flammable.

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penisface69 17

hahahah thats so funny! im so trying that! with and without a sock.

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tkiero 0

This is probably the funniest thing I've ever heard

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Syngular174 0

thats what you get for jacking off, get a girlfreind looser, lol jkjk, but wow thats like funny as hell,

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