By notinflammable - 27/06/2009 04:41 - United States

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Today, my friend told me that semen was inflammable. Later at night I jacked off into a sock and then, excitedly, tried to lit the sock on fire. Turns out, semen is very much not inflammable. Naked, I shook my sock in the air so it would extinguish while my semen splashed out all over my room. FML
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Shock98 0

why on earth did you think this was a good idea in the first place?

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marrajane 0

You know that "flammable" and "inflammable" mean the same thing right? Inflammable things catch fire???

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flying_vegan 0

Kill yourself for having tried this, you ******* waste of skin.

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CONNIE1390 0

WOW SOUNDS LIKE YOU KNOW HOW TO HAVE A GOOD TIME I GUESS NOW WOULD NOT BE A GOOD TIME TO BUY A BLACKLIGHT FOR YOUR ROOM BECAUSE THEN YOU WOULD HAVE A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO. YDI YOU FUCKTARD

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waterynuggets 0

Yeah pretty much YDI for failing at language and setting a SOCK on fire.

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SinfulRose 0

wooowww DXXX why would you post something so dumb on here so everyone could make fun of you >.>

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harahune 0

"Inflammable" means "can be lit on fire" you retard.

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Philthy_02 0

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha at least your mom didnt walk in while this was happening

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doof_fisch 2

Great BALLS of fire! LOL Hey -- give the guy a break....he put his hose in some hose and then had to put a fire out. I see a future fireman here. But imagine if semen WERE flammable! Just think of the friction of intercourse (masturbation, too, for that matter) - and the subsequent dangers!

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omgitsseejay 0

First off: Ew Second off: You should've googled it before you tried it and Third off: you could've just came in the sink, and then lit it on fire, so you have a handy water source, just in case

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