By notinflammable - 27/06/2009 04:41 - United States

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Today, my friend told me that semen was inflammable. Later at night I jacked off into a sock and then, excitedly, tried to lit the sock on fire. Turns out, semen is very much not inflammable. Naked, I shook my sock in the air so it would extinguish while my semen splashed out all over my room. FML
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Shock98 0

why on earth did you think this was a good idea in the first place?

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marrajane 0

You know that "flammable" and "inflammable" mean the same thing right? Inflammable things catch fire???

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chanelleyy 26

inflammable and flammable mean rhe same thing. and did you not think to use a non-flammable material instead of a SOCK ?

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sc3ptical 30

Inflammable means that it easily lights on fire... it is the same as flammable - the change was made because they thought inflammable would be confusing. YDI though.

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Baelzebub 2

The comments have more or less covered every aspect of this post. I have only one question. If you're that stupid, how did you manage to figure out how to jerk off?

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lsvxoxo 12

So if I say that putting your phone in the microwave will charge the battery, you'd try it too?

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depressed_child 19

Oh gee.... This won't go flying every where

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Zat1998 11

You just murdered over a billion children

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Pretty_Purp 1

You should have googled it first!

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