Love: Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger...

By datgirl92 - 24/05/2013 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML

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By Hopeless - 08/02/2011 03:22

Today, I found out the real reason why me and my boyfriend of four and a half months have "so much in common". He used to be my stalker, who followed me around in a black hoodie and always posted stuff on my Myspace as an anonymous person. FML

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My guy

By Anonymous - 03/01/2022 01:00 - United Kingdom - Newport

Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML

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Creeper alert!

By creeper-status - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

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What a coinkydink

By Anonymous - 06/12/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML

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By YouWish - 25/08/2016 03:57 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML

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Freaky and scary

By Creeped Out - 12/03/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Witham

Today, I received a message from a weird guy that's been stalking me online. Apparently, he travelled 4 hours last weekend to go to the same event as me, just to stare at me. He knew a LOT of details. He never spoke to me because that would "have been weird". I don't know what he looks like, so didn't recognise him. FML

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Sharing is caring

By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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By jflac - 24/12/2014 12:03 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML

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By Itsnotmeitsyou - 11/10/2013 06:09 - Australia

Today, the creepy regular customer found out I was lying about having a boyfriend in order to keep him away. He now thinks this is me playing hard to get. FML

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JustJumped 22

Friday 24 May 2013 19:04

So he got you in the end, how sweet :)

AwkwardPimp 5

Friday 24 May 2013 19:04

Stalking pays off I guess.....

Comments

jonha21 11

Friday 24 May 2013 22:02

Wuhahahahaha Now Who Is the Creep

Alexis2742 31

Friday 24 May 2013 22:08

It's only stalking if he's ugly; if its a cute guy... You have a secret admirer

alicr 2

Saturday 25 May 2013 3:45

So I'm assuming you're considered a stalker...

NaN101 27

Friday 24 May 2013 22:21

Well played by him, well played. Can't say the same about you (OP), however...

Mandybruin 15

Friday 24 May 2013 22:22

He should write a book to help others: From Stalker to Boyfriend, a step-by-step guide. I should get partial royalties if this title gets used. ;)

AerBear115 15

Friday 24 May 2013 22:31

Haha that's kinda funny, but did you not know his name back then???

cupcakechick 17

Friday 24 May 2013 22:49

she said STRANGER

NigerianMedicine 11

Friday 24 May 2013 22:57

Good things come to those who wait.

LyraAlluse 25

Friday 24 May 2013 23:03

If it were me, I would break up with the guy as I'm not sure how he would act once he found out I knew that he stalked me.

PunkySpunky78 15

Friday 24 May 2013 23:19

To the op At lest It is not like you both dated and broke up and now he is stalking you becuase that is what is happening to me

picturescrazy 24

Friday 24 May 2013 23:23

Did you not know your stalker's name? I don't see how you could have overlooked it otherwise!

aliciavanham 13

Friday 24 May 2013 23:25

True haha

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Today, my husband threw away the cast iron skillet my family has cooked with for generations because it had some specks of rust that were perfectly fixable. My 5th great-grandfather had that skillet in 1890 when he was a chuck wagon driver for the cowboys during their cattle drives. FML

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Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

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Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML

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Today, I realized my lack of spatial awareness has hit a new low when it took me 15 tries to type the word “At” instead of “Ay.” FML

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