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By melonhead - 14/01/2010 08:46 - Australia

Today, my friends thought it would be funny to try and break a watermelon on my head while I was asleep on the couch. FML

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By desertpunk75 - 19/01/2011 03:40 - United States

Today, my friends thought it'd be funny to hold lighters under the smoke alarms while I was sleeping. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML

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By joe1234 - 17/07/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on my forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2012 06:41 - United States - Centralia

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be hilarious if she pulled a prank on me, so she did the classic "bucket of water on a door" one. I ended up getting stitches and a concussion on my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2012 04:55 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool, I yelled at my girlfriend to get me a beer. She chucked four bottles at my head. All my friends cheered her on. FML

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By whatislife1969 - 08/09/2017 10:00

Today, my friends got me a cake for my birthday. As I blew out the candles, they shoved my head into it and I was knocked out for 3 minutes before an ambulance took me to the hospital. I got a concussion from a cake. FML

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By What the fuck, son? - 11/05/2013 16:21 - Netherlands - Amerongen

Today, I walked in on my son trying to carve a bong out of a watermelon. FML

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By Nothingonyou - 08/09/2010 07:35 - France

Today, it was my birthday. But instead of a decent surprise, my friends decided to smash a cake on my face and unhook my dress, while taking a video of it. In a public shopping mall. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to dress in all black with a ski mask and use my spare key to break into my house as a joke. He though it was even funnier when I jumped out the window and broke my leg. FML

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By meh beard - 18/01/2016 23:42 - Canada - Bowmanville

Today, my roommate thought it was a good idea to set my beard on fire to wake me up. FML

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Thursday 14 January 2010 16:04

you have awesome friends

WONDERWB 2

Thursday 14 January 2010 16:08

The visual is quite amusing.

Comments

icanfloat12 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 21:38

minor concussion win?

noshitsherlock 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 21:41

YDI. That kind of shit has never happened to me because I don't have loser/asshole "friends" It's your own damn fault, dipshit

sublime93 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 23:54

Oh **** you, get off your ******* high horse. He deserved to have a watermelon smashed on his head just because he's friends with them? Just shut up, pretentious bitch.

your_face 15

Friday 15 January 2010 2:23

Well if we were all friendless like NSS, things like this wouldn't happen, would they?

alex1432 9

Thursday 14 January 2010 22:15

well did he?

your_face 15

Thursday 14 January 2010 22:32

When you say "asleep," do you mean "passed out drunk," while your friends continued the party without you?

tauraian 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 22:44

Damn, if that isn't a step forward from drawing genitals on peoples faces when they sleeping, then i don't know what is. =o

CYNNER 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 23:00

YDI for not being able to sleep with your eyes open. ;D

Yooh_Plus_Meh 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 23:36

Wait a minute.. THIS ISN'T WATERMELON WEATHER! ITS NOT THE SEASON FOR THIS WONDERFUL FRUIT! ...Where am I going with this again?

eean 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 23:44

It's Australia silly.

iSwag 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 23:38

lmao the mental picture of that made me laugh and the comments that express disappointment for this not being on YouTube is makig me want to go try it lol hmm...