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By howrude - 11/09/2009 11:57 - Canada

Today, my friends took me out to the most expensive restaurant in town to celebrate my promotion, we ordered everything with expensive drinks too. They 'took a smoke break' and left me with the bill. FML

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By abc - 27/05/2009 10:15 - Pakistan

Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 16:52 - United States

Today, it's my birthday and my friends and I went to our favorite pub to celebrate. As I'm a little broke at the moment, they all offered to buy me birthday drinks. Which I later learned meant that they would order them for me and bring them to the table, but put everything on my tab. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 15:33 - United States

Today, I went to dinner with friends for my birthday. During the whole thing they insisted that we get whatever we wanted and celebrate, but when the check came, they all looked at me expectantly. I just bought my friends $150 of food for my birthday present. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2011 05:50 - United States

Today, I wanted to take my girlfriend to a nice dinner before prom. Her parents followed her in, and joined us to "keep an eye on me." They interrupted all our conversations, ate an expensive meal, then got up and walked out when the waitress brought the $95 check, leaving me to pay for it. FML

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Where d'you go?!

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I thought it would be nice to take my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for my birthday. She got a little headache after we ordered, so she went outside to get some air. I ate a $100 meal and had Happy Birthday sang to me by the restaurant staff. Alone. FML

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Yay…

By ribbonsundone - 06/01/2010 10:07 - United States

Today, I treated my friends to lunch at a posh restaurant because it's my birthday. While we were walking leisurely around the mall afterwards, their boyfriends showed up. I spent the next few hours walking alone behind them while they were walking hand in hand with their boyfriends. FML

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Great date night

By Anonymous - 24/03/2022 06:01

Today, a coworker invited me out for a date, totally out of the blue. I had no idea she liked me, but I did my best to impress. She ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, two bottles of wine, and eventually picked up and went home with our waiter. I got the bill. FML

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By Weirdo - 06/12/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, my family took me to a steak house. I went for an eight minute bathroom break, coming back to an empty table. They ordered dessert, and left me the bill. I'm a vegetarian, and it's my birthday. FML

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By moodyreallyrocks - 01/11/2011 16:18 - United States

Today, my friend took me and a bunch of other guys out to a nice dinner. This was his way to say thank you for helping him move to a new apartment. He got the cheque, excused himself to go to the restroom and never came back to pay. FML

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Premeditated

By IgiveUp - 28/05/2021 06:01

Today, I went out to eat with my friends. When the bill came, all three of them had "inconveniently" forgot their wallets at home. I ended up having to pay. It was a $178 check. FML

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aback 4

Friday 11 September 2009 20:03

Friends?

Macthenyfe 0

Friday 11 September 2009 19:58

It must suck to have to buy your friends. Oops, I meant dinner. Good thing you got that promotion so you can afford both

Comments

bosshaug 0

Friday 11 September 2009 20:21

(gilfred godfrey's voice) hahahahahaha ydi

plexico 3

Friday 11 September 2009 21:17

Do you mean Gilbert Gottfried?

andlifesuxagain 0

Friday 11 September 2009 21:31

no gilfred, the less funny & more ascetically pleasing of the Gottfried

Intoxicunt 5

Friday 11 September 2009 22:05

Stop handing out troll cookies so indiscriminately. I tried correcting him once. He's making an ass of himself intentionally. Edit: There's a LESS funny version of Gilbert Gottfried?

Casualt1234 0

Friday 11 September 2009 22:43

carlos mencia mayynn. i re-package jokes with a mexican accent maaayyn.

Intoxicunt 5

Saturday 12 September 2009 1:36

Hahahaha. :D Carlos Mencia, FTL.

Casualt1234 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 5:59

"my dick don't work maaayyn."

xoxcinderellaxox 0

Friday 11 September 2009 20:25

time to change friends

TheTruth1428 0

Friday 11 September 2009 20:40

Time to get new friends or pull the same thing on them. Just say something like, "Hey, lets all head out to *insert fancy place here* for a bite to eat." Then after you're eating, act like you're going to the bathroom, and leave on them. That's if you're up for the vindictive deal.