By Anonymous - 06/10/2010 23:18 - Canada

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Today, my friends took me to a strip club for my 25th birthday. I went onstage with 5 dollars in my mouth to tip the dancer. She then took off my belt and pants and spanked me 25 times with the buckle end of the belt. I paid a stripper 5 dollars to whoop my ass. FML
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brennboo 3

haha win for the stripper :) she got paid to beat your ass hahaha

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brennboo 3

I guess 5 bucks wasn't enough for her :)

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DamnTheMan 0

Dude you're 25 and you didn't know thats what they do to the birthday boy at a strip club? That's pathetic. Are you like a Mormon or something? Only excuse I can think of right now.

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DarkHelmet 10

So it's happened to you too huh...I wasn't as cheap as you though; my friends gave me 2 $20's and I got spanked with my belt and 4 girls' *******...Good Times!!!

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NoFackYourLife 0

Been there done that... holding onto a ships wheel, and asking for more. Gotta love the navy!

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sajor 0

why is this the norm for strip clubs? just wondering why cause I saw a guy once go to the strip club for his birthday, get put on stage, handcuffed to the pole and spanked with a belt HARD on his ass 22 times for his age. He actually bled from how hard he was hit. So WTF? I would've thought it'd be completely opposite than this on someone's bday....

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Snarky50 0

Why are you complaining? Even if she only had one eye and a bad case of anal leakage, 5 bucks for 25 ass smacks is still a pretty deep discount for that service.

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cufaoil 11

some people just have a very strange outlook on life

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TheSofaKing 7

For $20 you could of had a lap dance. When she sticks her pussy in your face, lick it.

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