Work: Today, my friends took my work laptop and changed the sounds....

By Anonymous - 20/07/2013 15:45 - United States - Newark

Today, my friends took my work laptop and changed the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you need to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML

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By ilikemusicokay - 08/08/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML

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MsConfusedd 27

Saturday 20 July 2013 19:36

Try turning off the volume

mzrobinson 13

Saturday 20 July 2013 19:36

Google...

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graceinsheepwear 33

Saturday 20 July 2013 19:51

The only thing funnier would be if it said "are you done already?" for removal and "get that thing outta me" for the insertion. I may have to do that to my sister's laptop.

ScenicSubterfuge 39

Saturday 20 July 2013 19:57

Haha "you need to put it in harder!!" *panicked spazzing* "I'm trying, I'm trying!!"

xXfrostXx 9

Saturday 20 July 2013 19:57

Trolled

migmit 11

Saturday 20 July 2013 19:57

RTFM, lamer.

Solle 9

Sunday 21 July 2013 8:49

I don't think I have ever even SEEN the manual for Windows. What color is it?

lifeofpie25 16

Saturday 20 July 2013 19:59

thts hilarious but sympathies since its your work laptop

FlawlessSin 5

Saturday 20 July 2013 20:01

There's this magical thing called google OP. Learn to ******* use it.

ScenicSubterfuge 39

Saturday 20 July 2013 20:22

Down boy! Down!

aeonsoul 12

Saturday 20 July 2013 20:05

That's quite crafty. How'd they get the audio? as well as make it into a sound setting?

tj4234 35

Sunday 21 July 2013 0:25

It's not that difficult. They could have either gotten it from Google or made the sound file themselves. As for how they changed it... click on control panel and it's under sound. Just change the system sounds. It's pretty self explanatory when you get into the sound area of your PC.

ShakeDisPlace 10

Saturday 20 July 2013 20:12

Well at least you know that your co-workers will now think you have a **** watching adiction OP.

ughfmltears 12

Saturday 20 July 2013 20:15

Although it would be funny if it was your personal laptop it is definitely not in your work laptop... If you deal with customers boss, other serious coworkers that is even worse, people might laugh but they'll think you're immature and a perv who doesn't take work seriously. Instead of working is playing around making his laptop act sexual!! It's all bad, just change it, it isn't that difficult..