Miscellaneous: Today, my friends were coming to pick me up from volleyball practice.... - FML

By HorcruxDelight73 - 26/05/2012 23:00 - United States - Lakewood

Today, my friends were coming to pick me up from volleyball practice. When their car pulled up, I jumped in. It was really quiet, so I looked up, only to find I had gotten in the wrong car. FML

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HorcruxDelight73 3

Sunday 27 May 2012 8:55

This was actually my FML, everyone. No, it wasn't a pedophile, THANK GOD. It was a couple, and they said "Umm...can we help you?" and I was like, "Sorry! I thought you were my friends!" Then got out awkwardly. They had the same car. It wasn't my fault.

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KnightAngela1109 10

Sunday 27 May 2012 8:41

Look on the bright side....... You just mad some NEW FRIENDS:)YAY!!!

ICastillo 24

Sunday 27 May 2012 8:42

Dear diary..... Jack pot. Your lucky it wasn't the pedo bear.

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protoasha 11

Sunday 27 May 2012 16:27

So let me get this straight... You went into a car with your head down or something? I personally would get in and greet my friends, without having to look up or anything. YDI for not being aware at all

jwbfml 11

Sunday 27 May 2012 16:59

I do that just for fun sometimes.

HorcruxDelight73 3

Sunday 27 May 2012 17:15

It was a MISTAKE. But it was the same car that my friends were coming to pick me up in, and I was kind of zoning out. By the way, I'm 16, not necessarily a little kid.

DrBlack 9

Sunday 27 May 2012 17:42

Don't worry, you'll get patronised your whole life it's not just when your a teenager.

GaleIsHawt 5

Sunday 27 May 2012 17:16

Don't you hate when that happens?

moosiek 2

Sunday 27 May 2012 17:19

Dude, you rock!!

kissie87 4

Sunday 27 May 2012 18:09

Hummmmm wow so now I don't know if to believe you because you start walking to the car you don't realize that isn't the car but also open the door and don't even look around to SEe who Is in there lmso completely moronic

caplox 6

Sunday 27 May 2012 18:22

How did you not notice? We're you running into the car with your head down? I cannot imagine how silly that must've looked.

happyabby123 0

Sunday 27 May 2012 18:52

You only make that mistake once...;)

TarieBoo 2

Sunday 27 May 2012 21:54

i made it four times.....

jtaylor991 6

Sunday 27 May 2012 19:10

been there, done that..FYL. At least with me it was my friend lol

Briiyahh 7

Sunday 27 May 2012 19:16

Special but funny! It speciunny! :D

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