Health: Today, my furnace and all of my heating systems broke down. A...

By FrozenD - 12/12/2009 16:55 - Canada

Today, my furnace and all of my heating systems broke down. A fridge is 3 degrees Celsius; it is now 2 degrees Celsius in my house. I would be warmer in my fridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2008 16:55

Today, my refrigerator defrosted itself. FML

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By vikhelios - 30/01/2010 18:45 - France

Today, my heating broke. It's 22 degrees outside, and my father won't let us call someone to fix it because apparently the cold helps the soul grow. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2022 07:59 - Germany - Ebersbach

Today, my mom wants to save money on both heating and electricity. Put into practice, this means that the temperature in my room is about the same as that in our fridge. FML

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By Melie-Melo - 16/12/2008 07:55 - United Kingdom

Today, after repairing the toilet, the light, the shower, the cooker and the heater in the flat I've just moved into, my boiler dies. It's mid December, about 1 degree outside. FML

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Cold snap

By Anonymous - 05/04/2022 06:00 - Germany

Today, we're both sick, the heating hasn’t been working for 3 days, yet the repair company refuses to fix it because some technicality is not up to current regulations. Right on time, we’re also about to be hit by a cold spell, promising sub-zero temperatures. FML

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Knackered

By Anonymous - 27/02/2012 12:36 - Australia

Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 08:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a phone call to say my workplace was closed due to extreme weather conditions. Looking forward to my day off, I then realised the boiler was broken and my house has no heating despite there being a foot of snow outside. I'm spending the day in bed, wearing all my clothes. FML

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By madeline9322 - 20/12/2016 03:15 - Canada

Today, the lack of heating in my room has gotten to the point where I have to cuddle my clothes for the next day at night so they're not freezing when I wake up. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, during the worst flu we've ever had, my wife and I have to go out into thirty-below weather to get firewood because the furnace broke down. FML

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skaloop 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 20:17

Not at all impossible, Manon. I've been there. Three day power outage in the middle of winter. I could see my breath. The fridge, normally keeping cold in, kept the cold out during that time. I had to put stuff in my fridge to keep it from freezing.

Pabst 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 20:21

Go buy some electric heaters and use that to heat your house. At least its a temporary solution. You can always return them as soon as your furnace is fixed as long as its within the return policy :)

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Br0wnPr1d3 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 23:19

#44, oh okay. I have the mobile app and you can't check where people live unless you go to fml through the Internet.

silencerider151 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 23:49

I hope your pipes don't freeze and burst.

npk88 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 0:19

spend winter in Florida? lol. I've seen tons of Ontario license plates when vacationing there in the winter months

Maggerzz 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 0:29

Man, that sucks. It's 40-something F over here, but my roommate refuses to let the AC go above 50. Not good for someone living in the tropics most of her life.

MrPresidentBoss1 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 0:38

YDI for using celcius.

owlowl 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 12:11

Celsius actually makes sense. 0 degrees is freezing point, 100 degrees is boiling point. Fahrenheit is just ****** up.

cagale090518 14

Sunday 13 December 2009 13:49

Americans using wierd measuring system... i mean - foot? who oses body parts for measuring? maybe use span or sagene or hands then? :D

fudrick 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 18:05

Yeah, American measuring systems are ******* retarded. I've lived in the USA my whole life and I've never been outside of it.

cthulhu1138 1

Sunday 13 December 2009 2:18

Put on a coat and a pair of slippers. 275 K isn't that cold and there's also no wind chill. You'll manage.

Foxracin 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 2:34

lol thats wat i would do!

mandychika 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 3:00

I'm sorry. I'm a San Diego girl myself, and get cold if it's below 70 degrees Fahrenheit. I definitely couldn't survive in Canada (or Colorado, for that matter)!