By Anonymous - 26/03/2011 22:26 - United States

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Today, my girfriend of two years told me she wasn't actually a lesbian and our relationship was more of a 'learning experience'. FML
I agree, your life sucks 59 935
You deserved it 11 753

Same thing different taste

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perdix 29

Learning for what!?!? Pleasuring a man with manboobs and a really tiny dick?

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i did that one time in middle school.. it was fun, but we both knew that it was just an experience. :) obviously, ur not a good girfriend..

You can be the greatest person ever to exist but that won't change the fact that assholes still walk and interact on this earth.

I agree ass holes run this world like a few years ago we had Tony Blair here in the uk erm big ass hole. then the ass hole he was kissing was the Americans one and only George W Bush

Tadeusz_fml 5

1) 'Here in the UK,' it's 'arse'. 2) Are you a moron? Blair was possibly the best labour PM ever. I bet you voted Lib Dem. Wait, I bet you didn't even vote. Put down the Guardian, leave your student dorm and get a job.

Damn op, your ex is smart but heartless.

That's horrible...I'd be devastated if my girlfriend told me that. I'm sorry.

that just sucks. probably whats she's doing right now but still. it must be hard for you 2 years is a long time to "learn" she's a bitch

emodude44 0

Well, has she learned enough to make her stay with you? I mean if she was interested in learning...

hahhahahahaha… that's sucks in sorry but hahahahahahaha