By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 05:59 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Did you stick your dollars into her cleavage? You know, this isn't a strip-joint. Or maybe you chequed her out just a little too much. Talk about good service! It's dime to face the consequences.

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doglover100 28

She seems to have crazy jealousy issues.

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gregkingsley 4

Unless you tipped way more than u usually do your girl is just tripping. And always remember OP "Bitches be tipping"

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SoylentCandycorn 10

She sounds like a nutcase. I'd get out of there if she continues to be this paranoid and accusatory over nothing. There's also the fact that some people accuse their boyfriends/girlfriends of cheating when they are the ones having an affair themselves.

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firefly319 7

Imagine what could happen if you tipped a valet! Scandalous.

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Drnightingale 4

she needs to stop watching so much ****. :D

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senor_awesome 14

Same thing happened to me. I was then called a man-ho. All because I said hi and tipped the waitress.

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fucking_dev 2

hahaha that's hilarious .. she must be terribly insecure or cheating herself & trying to play it off by accusing you .

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