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By a single fuck - 23/05/2013 16:40 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Anchorage

Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML

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You deserved it 5 144

By Imrickar - 30/04/2011 05:06 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML

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You deserved it 7 823

By they've been broken up for a year. - 19/11/2012 07:13 - United States - Dallas

Today, my girlfriend of 6 months yelled at me for not comforting her while she was crying because her ex got a new girlfriend, and "it's just not fair." FML

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You deserved it 2 644

Who the **** are you?

By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 389

You deserved it 4 159

By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 05:59 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML

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You deserved it 2 730

By ameremanapparently - 26/03/2016 12:27 - United States - Carlisle

Today, someone told my girlfriend that I cheated on her. I've never cheated in my life. Instead of talking to me about it, she made a big post on Facebook about what a dick I am. Pretty much all the comments went along the lines of "What a bastard." and "Ugh, men are pigs." FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 100

You deserved it 2 021

By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 11:28 - United States - Manhattan Beach

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML

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You deserved it 2 119

By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 08:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML

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You deserved it 4 177

By ? - 20/02/2013 18:20 - United States - El Cajon

Today, my girlfriend of nine months made a huge scene in public, calling me a "cheating bastard" because she saw me with another woman at the library. That "other woman" is my Calculus tutor. FML

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Makes sense

By lovegame - 28/06/2014 15:48 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML

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You deserved it 26 941

tygerarmy 35

Friday 24 May 2013 2:21

You mean your ex-GF?

Mossears133 15

Friday 24 May 2013 2:22

Sheesh OP, why'd you have to go and be all selfish?! Personal feelings? Pfft

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needsagf14 12

Friday 24 May 2013 19:09

Dump that bitch

jakeydudey 13

Friday 24 May 2013 22:04

Yeah, girls like that are super uber ******* retarded. Just saying!

jakeydudey 13

Saturday 25 May 2013 0:06

Sorry *anyone who is like that

jonha21 11

Friday 24 May 2013 22:11

The cheater is using Cheats on you bro hahaha #Mindgames

nissan31 2

Saturday 25 May 2013 1:08

Dump the ****

Squall17 3

Saturday 25 May 2013 2:08

Oh if that's the case, then if you happen to have intimate pics of her, then exploit her on the Internet. now its all about her :)

Jemm_fml 29

Saturday 25 May 2013 5:15

Gather your testicles and forsake her, my good man

shrode65 6

Sunday 26 May 2013 12:19

Perhaps you were not meeting her emotional needs? Hmmmm???

timss4 19

Monday 27 May 2013 8:49

Lmao the audacity that requires is through the roof

ChuckNorris2 4

Tuesday 18 June 2013 0:48

Please tell me that's your ex.

swertyg 4

Wednesday 19 June 2013 10:55

she -yelled- it? Heeeey, if she tried to slander your name and it is hardly true, why not slander back?

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Today, I was on my way home from a friend's house. I called home ahead of time to let my parents know I was on my way. My dad picked up and in a panting voice said, "Now isn't a good time, drive around the block for 15 minutes." FML

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Today, my best friend called me to cancel our mall plans. I could hear that she was watching a movie in the background. I then called my boyfriend to see if he was busy, and I could hear the same movie in the background. FML

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Today, I dropped my knitting project while I was sitting down, but I managed to catch it between my legs. So my knitting needles also caught me. FML

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Today, my car is so unreliable that I received a letter saying that it had been kicked out of the American Automobile Association. FML

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Today, my daughter's guinea pig got stuck behind the wardrobe, squeaking its head off. I tried pulling the wardrobe towards me to free him, but couldn't take the weight of it all, so it fell over, smashing the TV. The guinea pig is fine. FML

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Today, I was on an airplane, riding in first class for the first time in my life. The man next to me turned to me just before takeoff, stared at my chest, and said that he hoped there would be severe turbulence. FML

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You deserved it 4 313

Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML

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Today, I was using the urinal when another guy came in. His friends decided to scare him while he was using the urinal next to mine. They jumped out at him, he turned around and ended up peeing all over me. FML

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Same thing different taste

A tad insecure

Who the **** are you?

Makes sense

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