Love: Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's...

By yamsterr - 12/03/2012 16:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up denial and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 934

You deserved it 6 690

Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Happy days

By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 20:00

Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 534

You deserved it 1 107

By Crash44 - 08/07/2019 02:03

Today, my girlfriend and I broke the news to my parents that we're having a baby. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "It's probably not yours." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 020

You deserved it 254

Rollercoaster

By Anonymous - 05/03/2010 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 715

You deserved it 3 659

By kimmykins27 - 31/10/2014 12:58 - United States

Today, we told my fiancé's parents that I'm pregnant. His mom's response? "I'm going to throw up. You can't raise a child." We are both 28, self-sufficient and everyone else is thrilled. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 202

You deserved it 3 074

Parental fear

By Anonymous - 24/11/2021 02:01

Today, my girlfriend found out that she's pregnant and has spent the last 5 hours in the bathroom crying at “what her father is going to think”. She’s 32 years old for god's sake, in an adult relationship, and still thinks her father is going to be angry at her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 356

You deserved it 322

By that guy - 06/02/2015 16:56 - United States - Atascadero

Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 928

You deserved it 3 159

Kinda sus behavior

By dumped and dusted - 13/07/2016 17:35 - United States

Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 525

You deserved it 1 988

By Anonymous - 16/05/2015 00:50 - United States

Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 232

You deserved it 7 586

By babyblues - 20/11/2012 19:45 - United States - Woodhaven

Today, this guy I've been dating for a few months freaked out and called his mom crying, because I told him I might be pregnant with his baby. He is 27. I haven't even taken a pregnancy test yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 892

You deserved it 31 003

Double Impact

By Zoogangcapk - 01/01/2020 05:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. The problem is that I don't know how to tell my wife... Who is also pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 535

You deserved it 10 185

mark5723 0

Monday 12 March 2012 19:33

This week on the Maury show, a 16 year old girl demands a paternity test from herself

starbeast 0

Monday 12 March 2012 19:31

F your child's life.

Comments

chilla4m3 6

Monday 12 March 2012 20:34

Normally I don't comment, but having family members who are ACTUALLY mentally retarded and having to deal with insensitive people who use vulgar terms such as Tard Mode to describe something or someone who is not actually mentally handicapped bugs me. There are better words out there to describe what you want to say. But I do acknowledge that this is just my personal soapbox. To the people who are commenting that they should have waited until she was mature. The girl isn't the one who was freaking out immaturely, her PARENTS were. She just got panicky at her parents' reactions and wanted to make them feel better and just I bet made things worse.

ohmandapants 16

Monday 12 March 2012 20:40

Her parents are freaking out immaturely? Their daughter (who is probably a teenager) is pregnant! Who the **** is gonna take care of that kid? Most likely, the parents are. They have every right to be upset.

tifsuz 9

Monday 12 March 2012 20:55

...then shouldn't you be referring to them as "mentally handicapped/challenged/handi-abled" rather than retarded? HA! PWNED!

rockyraccoon28 8

Monday 12 March 2012 20:59

62, retarded is an actual term that describes mentally impaired people. it is society that has turned it into a derogatory term.

tifsuz 9

Monday 12 March 2012 21:01

*rather than retarded

tifsuz 9

Monday 12 March 2012 21:09

re·tard·ed (r-tärdd) adj. 1. Often Offensive Affected with mental retardation. 2. Occurring or developing later than desired or expected; delayed. Note the "offensive". If you want to get PC on a humor site, go all the way!

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 12 March 2012 20:34

Maury would so dig this...

GoodluckElly 13

Monday 12 March 2012 20:49

I'd probably say the same thing as your girlfriend just to be s smart ass

gracehi 31

Monday 12 March 2012 20:53

Not sure if your girlfriend is a sex ed moron, or comedic genius. Either way, raising a child with her should be...interesting.

skrillexFTW47 5

Monday 12 March 2012 20:57

"Straight up tard mode" made me laugh so hard! Just made mah day.

arrowtopatella 11

Monday 12 March 2012 21:19

You guys realize contraception isn't always 100%, right? I have respect for the OP for standing by his girlfriend and not scooting off, and his girlfriend was probably just insanely nervous..

DjeePee 24

Monday 12 March 2012 21:35

Yeah, we do. But we also noticed that all the teens (well, many) who got knocked up are pregnant 'because the contraception failed'. Curious.

ohmandapants 16

Monday 12 March 2012 22:55

Honestly, when contraception fails, you notice. You notice a broken condom. When that happens, you do the smart thing and take the morning after pill. Right away. Its not 100% but it has a damn good chance of preventing pregnancy if taken within 24-72 hours. And if she was on the pill, the chances of it "failing" are close to 0 if you take it properly...

Epic_Times 10

Tuesday 13 March 2012 17:05

#76 has a point, contraception can fail. Condoms can break and the.birth control pill is only 98% effective.

ohmandapants 16

Tuesday 13 March 2012 20:18

...if taken properly and if you're not on any meds that can lower its effectiveness, the pill is 99.7% effective actually.

hateevryone 14

Monday 12 March 2012 21:21

ummm tard-mode?

megaaann_fml 9

Tuesday 13 March 2012 9:31

Retard. ReTARD. TARD.

morgiepuff 14

Monday 12 March 2012 21:31

Everyone has their blonde moments! Besides, she was probably very nervous and upset that her parents were freaking out. :) Best of luck to you and your girlfriend, OP!

general58 2

Monday 12 March 2012 21:37

this is what happens when 15 year olds mate

groupleader 7

Monday 12 March 2012 21:44

Then, ummmm who IS? Seriously dude, that's your way out. Do you really want to be responsible for a child, when your girlfriend acts like such a dumbass?