By yamsterr - 12/03/2012 16:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up denial and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML
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mark5723 0

This week on the Maury show, a 16 year old girl demands a paternity test from herself

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wdd2 5

I originally read it as turd mode, then i saw the comments, it was made somehow less funny by that.

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chuckcloninger 12

Gee, you guys are a fuuuunnnneeee bunch of maggots. Guess the parents were appropriately horrified at the thought of you two birthing ANOTHER retard?

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GeoffreyPjs 2

her parents KIND of have the right to be upset. just saying. You Deserved It.

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chuckcloninger 12

Let's see. She obviously has "tard mode" and "**** mode". Any others are or we expecting waaaay to much from your walking condom?

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FMLsOhilarious 6

YDI for knocking a dumb bitch up. Now you're tied to her for life.

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FMLsOhilarious 6

What #7 said sounds logical to me. It just sounds like they were thinking it through...type wise.

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TColby 12

Well, it's better than saying you weren't the father I guess.

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j_cat187 19

Think positive; now that she is pregnant, you can **** her as much as you want. Just hope that her father leaves your genitals intact.

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