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By yamsterr - 12/03/2012 16:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up denial and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 20:00

Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML

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You deserved it 1 107

By Crash44 - 08/07/2019 02:03

Today, my girlfriend and I broke the news to my parents that we're having a baby. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "It's probably not yours." FML

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You deserved it 254

Rollercoaster

By Anonymous - 05/03/2010 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML

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You deserved it 3 659

By kimmykins27 - 31/10/2014 12:58 - United States

Today, we told my fiancé's parents that I'm pregnant. His mom's response? "I'm going to throw up. You can't raise a child." We are both 28, self-sufficient and everyone else is thrilled. FML

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You deserved it 3 074

Parental fear

By Anonymous - 24/11/2021 02:01

Today, my girlfriend found out that she's pregnant and has spent the last 5 hours in the bathroom crying at “what her father is going to think”. She’s 32 years old for god's sake, in an adult relationship, and still thinks her father is going to be angry at her. FML

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You deserved it 322

By that guy - 06/02/2015 16:56 - United States - Atascadero

Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML

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You deserved it 3 159

Kinda sus behavior

By dumped and dusted - 13/07/2016 17:35 - United States

Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 525

You deserved it 1 988

By Anonymous - 16/05/2015 00:50 - United States

Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 7 586

By babyblues - 20/11/2012 19:45 - United States - Woodhaven

Today, this guy I've been dating for a few months freaked out and called his mom crying, because I told him I might be pregnant with his baby. He is 27. I haven't even taken a pregnancy test yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 892

You deserved it 31 003

Double Impact

By Zoogangcapk - 01/01/2020 05:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. The problem is that I don't know how to tell my wife... Who is also pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 535

You deserved it 10 185

mark5723 0

Monday 12 March 2012 19:33

This week on the Maury show, a 16 year old girl demands a paternity test from herself

starbeast 0

Monday 12 March 2012 19:31

F your child's life.

Comments

nic7973 23

Monday 12 March 2012 23:43

MARRY HER! IMMEDIATELY! The comic value that she can provide in your future is worth it!

bizarre_ftw 21

Monday 12 March 2012 23:45

They should be glad you're the father, the kid might have some chance of achieving average intelligence

Vulpes21 6

Monday 12 March 2012 23:52

Just abort it.

LemonLolly 10

Monday 12 March 2012 23:59

I wonder how confused the parents were. How the hell can she not be the mom when she's the pregnant one? Fail moment

KRiddle 15

Tuesday 13 March 2012 0:16

That's kinda funny...

MeleMallory 0

Tuesday 13 March 2012 0:23

I only voted YDI because of the phrase "Tard Mode". You better not talk like that in front of your future child!

5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 13 March 2012 0:26

Give it up. The girlfriend was being a tard.

redhedsaysrawr 18

Tuesday 13 March 2012 1:34

i agree!

bleedwell 7

Tuesday 13 March 2012 0:34

Lmao, tard mode. Haha.

strawberryspacejam 11

Tuesday 13 March 2012 0:54

shes a fucktard, for real

tRaSh05 5

Tuesday 13 March 2012 1:04

Ummm.... Then who is the mom?

FYlife604 18

Tuesday 13 March 2012 1:11

to what ever dumb ass said too many kids are getting abortions you sir are a ******* pro-life retard would you rather them have kids at age 16 and ruin there own life as well as there child's and entire families life? you are the stupidest person I have ever seen