By Anonymous - 17/01/2011 01:28 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 105
You deserved it 7 022

Same thing different taste

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fudgepirate 0

be happy that u have a big dick!! many guys would be jealous!

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lol righteous man! thats the same exact thing that happened to me my first time. only just a few more minutes later she came onto me and asked can we do it again while still tryna calm her ligs. take it as a compliment cause you got tha king ding a ling!

Oh fiskars I'd fix your problem but unfortunately your illegal in my state

take it as a compliment and tell her you guys can find a way to make it less painful. remember, lube is your friend.

maybe she was scared off by your ugly deformed crooked and awkward **** so she tried to make you feel good about yourself, Brother

It may be a temporary defeat, but in he long run it will do you good lmao

ReginalUT 0

Tell her to buck up! What a bitch man u shoulda **** slapped her and said well you better at least suck me off then.

Maybe it wasn't big? Maybe she meant break her virginity in general and got cold feet?