haha that "THING"? it made me LOL[:

As an otaku (Kinda like a japanese nerd for those of you who dont know) I would take that as either she doesnt want to have sex, and sees it as an object that will enter her, instead of a part of someone she cares about, or two: She is so pure and inocent that the very thought of sex scares her, but since she cares for you she wants to but still... she is to pure. 5 bucks says I am so wrong, and yes I havnt so much as talked to someone without a microphone for almost a week now, stupid convinience store clerk said Hi, so I replied -_-

I couldn't help but lmao @ this lol... but hey...at least she wasn't like...WTF! where is it?!? ur good to go buddy! ;-)

lmaol she said she would jump ur bones brotha, keep the virgin as ur girl and smash the **** lmaol!

anyone 18 & over who can't get any because they're too big, i'll help you

Be happy, ur penis is big. Go get urself a non-virgin girlfriend and she'll ba happy with ur size (Don't do that or it'll make you a jerk) :)

be happy she could have laughed

I've been there. :/

that sucks, my boyfriend is black, so you know what that means... ;))) i like it... she is missin out!

number 9 is sooo a virgin and you don't destroy ****** your inbread baby does