been there done that she yelled " THAT THING IS SUPPOSED TO GO INSIDE ME?!?! it was funny as **** when she walked like a penguin for a week.

bull shit

doesn't sound like you all ate ready yet. give her some time

been there except she said split me open

ok well believe it or not I've had this prob with exs @.@ and I sympathize! exsep with the girl being a virgin. BUT lucky for guys with the right words and the right foreplay u can get pretty much anything u want past us. and that includes a monster size penis @.@. try sticking with kissing, touching rubbing, licking, fingering, and other forms of foreplay. penetration DOES NOT have to be the first thing on ur list. there's alot of ways to turn her on and get you off without having to hurt. and it can hurt u need to understand that :p respect that and figure out ways around that. as weird as it sounds try stretching her out with ur fingers first. think dr.suess 1 finger 2 finger 3 fingers 4! if possible lol find the most comfortable position to penetrate use lots of foreplay and water-based lube (hey it works) and a condom (it's the barebacking badass that gets herpes) to it very slow and don't try trusting all the way in. short slow strokes aiming upwards towards her belly will rub against her g spot and turn her on then take her q, if she wants more..... :) in the end ur gf can take almost anything in the right mood it's ur job to get her in that mood -.- :D good luck :D

Lol lol lol lol. Lol.

Don't do a v

if she doesn't want it can i have it instead

setting for me but it doesn't fit and we gave tried 3 mother ****** times and it just won't fit! she told me to get a smaller dick

at least you brag youre large...