By Anonymous - 17/01/2011 01:28 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML
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fudgepirate 0

be happy that u have a big dick!! many guys would be jealous!

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Zeldafreak147 0

means your zipper ACTUALLY contains The Incredible Hulk. Be happy.

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thisisabaduser 0

reminds me of the time when I was gonna have sex with my girlfriend at the time . as soon as I took it out she quickly. said..... Im gonna be late getting home.. I always thought it was small but guess not

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shinedown00 4

I would be like **** yeah but I'm just alone with my beg dick so umm yea

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sdroze1389 31

did you try the golden lie? just the tip, btw congrats on the having a monster pipe. there will be plenty of other women in your future

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doglover100 28

When she's ready, she'll be ready.

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blobishness 8

Hey bro if it's too big for her consider yourself lucky because some girl will love it someday. Trust me

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fungpi 3

That sounds like something said in a porno

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