By Anonymous - 17/01/2011 01:28 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML
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fudgepirate 0

be happy that u have a big dick!! many guys would be jealous!

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Comments

roydawgg 3

you virgins need to read your magazines before automatically screwing. lubricant makes it much more comfortable for her so she doesn't regret her first time and just remember the pain like most remember their first time

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Shinygirlnz 1

Can anybody understand chetchatter (#70)? I think it might be having a seisure on the keyboard.

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schalk 12

... if foreplay fails. Jesus why not start with a kiss?

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RedPillSucks 31

She's not having sex with Jesus.

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Suavis 4

well he is going to 'break' something if she's a virgin amiright?

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Slinkydalatg 6

That's because you are Franken-****!!!

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Shadow_Phantom 26

Agreeing with #21 here... Also FYL dude.

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rachelleg 0

I said the exact same thing to my now hubby the 1 st time we went to sleep together!! nothing a good bottle of lube didn't fix grease her and yourself up and tell her to enjoy lol

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Morrii 0

you could always say "at least I didn't try a rear assault"

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