Miscellaneous: Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures.... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML

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terrta_merrta 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:23

you made my night LOL

Ashleyxphobia 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:24

Bet Pizza hut enjoyed that.

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Omok 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 1:15

ouch; anyone replied asking for more? Sorry; kidding. but anyone replied? XD

AlexZB 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 1:17

YDI for having pizza hut as a contact

debo123 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 1:20

Hahahahahahahahahahahah XD

elsieenchanted 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 1:25

How did you send it to "everyone"? There's no "send to all" button. All I have is contacts, and you have to click on them one by one by one... This is either fake or you have an odd phone. :/

haha15 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 1:28

hahaha LOSER :)

mohit88 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 1:38

New deal at pizza hut...buy a large pizza for 24.99 and get a free nude

Avenging_Angel 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 1:49

Does that include your parents?? Anyway, ydi for not being more careful with those kinds of pics

BaldOuting 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 1:51

haha you better hope your grandma doesnt know how to use her phone :P

epaisseur 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 1:52

I love how everyone assumes this was sent by phone... even if it were, it would be simply to "unsend" before anyone could read it.

SookMauNoots 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 1:57

why would you need to exchange pics. ur an internet dating loser

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