By Andrew - 23/10/2012 19:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate, and I gave her a condom to put on me. She tried to open it with her teeth, but ripped it. That was my only condom. I'm now sitting here watching a soap opera with a boner. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 487
You deserved it 11 464

Same thing different taste

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LiterOfCola 16

I'd say ask her for a ******** but...

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Talk about a **** block. That's why you always carry multiple extras, so when this happens, you will still be able to get laid. Nobody likes not getting laid.

It pisses me off when teenagers think that oral sex is safe sex. Safe from pregnancy, YES, safe from STD's, NO WAY! You can contract STD's from oral sex as easily as you can from vaginal/anal sex. Oral sex is the most common way to contract herpes, which I might add is NOT Curable. Other STD's commonly spread are genital warts, chlamydia, and gonorrhea. They also just discovered a new strand of gonorrhea that is not responding to treatment, and are worried that at the moment is not curable, and almost as dangers as HIV (which can also be caught through oral sex!) Use a condom for oral as well, on male AND female partners. Try a flavored condom to make it more fun.

Or, you know, make sure you don't have any diseases before you do the deed.

I'd have mentioned something, but then I decided to let natural selection do all the work for me.

xXKaanaXx 7

Your fault for making her do the background work. Put the condom on and go, man!

tcdaboss 2
tcdaboss 2

Nope *******. Lesbians use then Na gays to **** their man pussie

Better off. You'd be saving money for a baby if you decided to do without! Good job OP, next time jerk off---she'll understand for play sooner or later ;) lol

tracymonster 1

Good job. At least ur being safe

Oral, anal, handjob, footjob, titfuck, assjob, watching each other **********... y'all couldn't think of anything else to do but traditional penetrative sex?

Lets face it - nowadays it seems that kids are TRYING to get preggerz

TxCountryGal09 2

Why did you give it to HER to put on YOU? That is the mans responsibility.

Country girls.. Always doin it backwards!