Love: Today, my girlfriend and I were in my basement. I play drums...

By unknown - 31/01/2010 06:54 - France

Today, my girlfriend and I were in my basement. I play drums and guitar very well. My girlfriend bet me $50 that she could play better than me. I made the bet, but what I didn't know was that she had been taking both drum and guitar lessons since she was 5. I just lost $50. FML

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Today, my fiancé played Rockband drums from the bathroom while taking a crap. He actually managed to properly hit notes. FML

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By Forever Alone - 03/07/2013 04:26 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and her mother bought a hanger for my $2000 guitar as a birthday present. They wanted to surprise me by hanging it on the wall. They screwed it upside down, so before I came home it fell off and my guitar broke. FML

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By Lovers lost... - 24/03/2018 19:00

Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML

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lky830 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 16:10

well hey, you could start a band with her or something. a chick in a rock/ metal band = insta-fame. then you could get your 50 bucks back and more with all the money you'd make

mrteacup 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 16:21

she's your girlfriend and you didn't know that?

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meatkilla73 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 22:19

Have the FMLs just continued to get more stupid and worse and horrible and not even worthy of an FML or is it just me? I mean they used to be funny. Now half of the FMLs are either not even funny or fake. Does anyone else agree with me?

meatkilla73 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 22:22

Is anyone moderating these FMLs anymore? I mean how is this an FML? The FMLs on here just continue to get more stupid and horrible. I mean half of them aren't even funny or even an FML.

foodlover123 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 22:52

see this is y u should never make a bet with a girl cause we always win!!!!!! and plus I dont even think the girl is that good I play drums and lead giutar and I skate board and I play football and soccer and I do gymnastics I mean no offense to her but I make her look like a wimp

littlejacks4 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 23:49

this isn't some junior high version of craigslist, thanks though.

ZeroMachine 3

Saturday 6 February 2010 8:17

So, you're claiming to be better than someone you've never met or heard play? Riiiiight.

MelMel1997 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 23:52

HA HA!!!! You poor poor bastard!! Girls can be so much better than guys! We can do anything even while wearing heels!

bobsanction 18

Monday 1 February 2010 0:32

Best 50 bucks you ever lost I bet.

aed 0

Monday 1 February 2010 0:35

YDI for thinking that girls cant play instruments!

bitesize98 0

Monday 1 February 2010 0:39

where is it implied that he thinks girls cant play instruments

foodlover123 0

Monday 1 February 2010 1:03

#84 I sooo agree with u plus guys they are just........... well nothing compared to us girls

Empleh 4

Monday 1 February 2010 1:14

This is a fail because you can't see the shining light, if I was you and my girlfriend could do that, I would have gladly given up the 50 bucks cause it would have been so HOOOOOOT!

cthulhu1138 1

Monday 1 February 2010 1:21

How did you manage to lose the bet? All you need to do is claim that "better" is highly subjective and accuse your girlfriend of adhering to antiquated values and failing to understand modern art. You need to learn how to be a better rules lawyer.