Best yet, save the sex for when you're at your own place, or at the very least, alone in the parents' house. Especially if you're going to try some off-beat experimental stuff.

You're telling the person who wore a Speedo to slow down? Not gonna happen.

Ya it's called a speedo for a reason

Sexy time with my mother-in-law.

skroal ur back :)))

you're* you are*

your retarded ... dog?

This is what we call "irony."

that's what sex ed in school should be. if the girl complains it hurts tell her to use her damn saliva for lube.

Wth? lol Better yet, use the phlem from the back of your throats.

Not every door -can- lock. The question should be why is it so hard for people to shut doors.

Ikr? My family never understand that! They walk into my room then walk right out without a care about the door