Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend and I were trying to get it on on the bed....

By GiveADogABone - 15/10/2015 22:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were trying to get it on on the bed. As soon as things were starting to get heated, I turned over and saw that my dog had not only jumped up on the bed, but had been watching and started to hump the pillow next to our heads. FML

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By Puppy Loverr - 25/08/2011 07:12 - Australia

Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 20:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML

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You tried

By Loveless - 10/09/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, during foreplay, I was trying to be sexy. But instead I fell off the bed, landed in the laundry basket, and was attacked by the dog. FML

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You deserved it 5 701

Hold me close

By chachi - 28/09/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, I awoke in bed with my boyfriend and his dog. After some pushing and prodding, I thought my boyfriend was trying to move the dog out of the way to cuddle with me. It turns out, he was moving the dog closer to him. My boyfriend would rather spoon with his dog than me. FML

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You deserved it 6 758

By Anonymous - 25/08/2018 06:00

Today, I was engaged in intercourse with my fiancée when her dog decided take a loud dump in front of the fan that was pointed at us. Needless to say, intercourse ended very abruptly. FML

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By ohsnap - 22/01/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was going down on me, when I heard my dog start growling. He must have thought my girlfriend was hurting me, because out of nowhere and before I could do anything, he attacked her. FML

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You deserved it 5 748

By NotTHATbad - 19/11/2016 17:26

Today, I found out that sometimes when my girlfriend is mad at me she will allow our unfixed male dog to jack off on my pillows when I'm at work. She won the battle and the war. FML

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By Black - 12/12/2008 03:31 - Lebanon

Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML

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You deserved it 3 851

By Steve - 16/08/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I woke up with my girl laying next to me in bed. When she woke up we started to get hot and heavy but all of a sudden our cat hops on the bed. I guess the cat was more important cause my girl got up started playing it instead of me. Cockblocked by another pussy. FML

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You deserved it 8 785

Love hurts

By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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You deserved it 131

paginis 8

Friday 16 October 2015 8:32

Looks like best friends really do do everything together

cole66 14

Friday 16 October 2015 8:33

be glad it was the pillow (;

Comments

SquirrelNutty 5

Friday 16 October 2015 8:59

why didn't you move the dog out of the room first?

whatunicorn 17

Friday 16 October 2015 9:00

For once an FML where the humans getting more action than the dog. well kind of...

chuka81 27

Friday 16 October 2015 9:02

So you guys are dog ****? My dog might also be interested in watching.

Kyle1dc 17

Friday 16 October 2015 12:39

Not exactly what they meant but OK...

revolvearoundme 15

Friday 16 October 2015 9:12

I fail to understand how this could in any way not be your fault. Unless of course you had some previous romantic memories with the now defiled pillow in which case I agree FYL.

Soverain 15

Friday 16 October 2015 10:15

They probably hit YDI for OP simply owning a dog.

MandieL 27

Friday 16 October 2015 16:18

I hit ydi because it is very easy to kick a dog out and close the door.

sturschaedel 27

Friday 16 October 2015 10:30

Well, it was rather thoughtless of you not to bring a dog lady on your double date. So it kinda *is* your fault that he had to resort to using your pillow for the orgy.