By GiveADogABone - 15/10/2015 22:47 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend and I were trying to get it on on the bed. As soon as things were starting to get heated, I turned over and saw that my dog had not only jumped up on the bed, but had been watching and started to hump the pillow next to our heads. FML
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paginis 8

Looks like best friends really do do everything together

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middlenamefrank 8

The name you used is perhaps the very best one I've ever seen on FML. Simply awesome!

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Angelkisses130 26

It's okay, even if me and my boyfriend are just cuddling on the couch together, my dog will get horny and hump the same toy over and over

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worldclassrager 39

He was helping by setting an example on the pillow

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omarj03 5

I had to read it more than once to be able to notice it said "bed". I thought it said "bus". You can't imagine how confused I was ...

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heftysmash253 6

Doggy see, doggy do

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allforfun 23

I had a cat like that. I'd look over and there she was, on the dresser, corner of the bed, or in the doorway... Always staring...

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thehackersknow 16

Reminds me of that scene from Wolf of Wall Street :"""")

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