Love: Today, my girlfriend asked for me to come to her. Then move my... - FML

By TattedAsian - 11/01/2010 07:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend asked for me to come to her. Then move my head in close to her and close my eyes. Expecting a sweet and romantic kiss I positioned my lips for my surprise. My surprise wasn't a kiss, instead it was a nice crunchy booger she placed in my mouth with her finger. FML

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TattedAsian 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 0:27

TO ALL: believe it or not my girlfriend is older then me and I'm 22. we have one of those immature/mature relationships. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being mad, I would say I was at an honest 1. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being surprised/humor I was at an all time 10. I got the booger out of my mouth and acted like I placed it in the trash can. 5 minutes later I wiped it on her lips. Not the same but good enough for me. Ive always told her that when you go digging for gold you should always share with the towns people. So she did, lol. I cant blame her cuz I would do the same to her.

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som_fml 0

Monday 11 January 2010 13:44

dating four-year-olds has that disadvantage.

Horde 8

Monday 11 January 2010 13:17

Surprise her with a huge slap as a sign of your admiration

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helloimkellay 0

Monday 11 January 2010 21:53

that's so disgusting.

crankyinthemorn 0

Monday 11 January 2010 22:00

Your girlfriend is extremely disgusting, immature, and unlady-like. Just by that one incident I can see that she will probably NEVER get a quality man. She sounds like trash. No WOMAN with any class would do such a thing. I say get rid of her. If my boyfriend of 3 years ever did something as grotesque as that I would get rid of him! And likewise for him.

kiss_of_death 0

Monday 11 January 2010 22:01

ewwwww, WTF dump her

crankyinthemorn 0

Monday 11 January 2010 22:03

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pink_machine 0

Monday 11 January 2010 22:09

Your post made me throw up in my mouth a little (:s) She sounds real classy

letthemxeatcake 0

Monday 11 January 2010 22:22

What is she, 4? That was really immature of her.

bbyb_sara93 0

Monday 11 January 2010 22:24

eeeeewww dump her ass

joeyLoo 0

Monday 11 January 2010 22:26

I agree that's disgusting!

tbaaaby 0

Monday 11 January 2010 22:29

red flag much? that's disgusting sorry breh

ily1210 10

Monday 11 January 2010 22:36

dumb the nasty ho OMG thats so gross

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