Love: Today, my girlfriend asked for me to come to her. Then move my... - FML

By TattedAsian - 11/01/2010 07:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend asked for me to come to her. Then move my head in close to her and close my eyes. Expecting a sweet and romantic kiss I positioned my lips for my surprise. My surprise wasn't a kiss, instead it was a nice crunchy booger she placed in my mouth with her finger. FML

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TattedAsian 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 0:27

TO ALL: believe it or not my girlfriend is older then me and I'm 22. we have one of those immature/mature relationships. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being mad, I would say I was at an honest 1. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being surprised/humor I was at an all time 10. I got the booger out of my mouth and acted like I placed it in the trash can. 5 minutes later I wiped it on her lips. Not the same but good enough for me. Ive always told her that when you go digging for gold you should always share with the towns people. So she did, lol. I cant blame her cuz I would do the same to her.

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som_fml 0

Monday 11 January 2010 13:44

dating four-year-olds has that disadvantage.

Horde 8

Monday 11 January 2010 13:17

Surprise her with a huge slap as a sign of your admiration

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r_max 0

Monday 11 January 2010 14:02

Wow.. your girlfriend's foul.

xTeehee 0

Monday 11 January 2010 14:03

Ew,, Dump herr O.o

youthink_fml 0

Monday 11 January 2010 14:07

Dump the nasty bitch.

monkeymatt 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 1:47

and post it on facebook. let the world know that she's a tramp.

Jen_J_the_J 0

Monday 11 January 2010 14:15

siiiiick! dump?

jaypineapple 0

Monday 11 January 2010 14:17

haha...owned.

goldpeaches 0

Monday 11 January 2010 14:20

i really hope you did something to deserve it... otherwise it's just uncool of her!

kewl92 0

Monday 11 January 2010 14:22

wtf? you're gf's retarded

FritoLovesYou 0

Monday 11 January 2010 14:32

Dump her.

SB_0829 0

Monday 11 January 2010 14:39

thats disgusting.

dullsville 0

Monday 11 January 2010 14:42

World record of retardedness. Dump her. seriously dump her.

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