By TattedAsian - 11/01/2010 07:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend asked for me to come to her. Then move my head in close to her and close my eyes. Expecting a sweet and romantic kiss I positioned my lips for my surprise. My surprise wasn't a kiss, instead it was a nice crunchy booger she placed in my mouth with her finger. FML
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TattedAsian 0

TO ALL: believe it or not my girlfriend is older then me and I'm 22. we have one of those immature/mature relationships. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being mad, I would say I was at an honest 1. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being surprised/humor I was at an all time 10. I got the booger out of my mouth and acted like I placed it in the trash can. 5 minutes later I wiped it on her lips. Not the same but good enough for me. Ive always told her that when you go digging for gold you should always share with the towns people. So she did, lol. I cant blame her cuz I would do the same to her.

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Top comments

som_fml 0

dating four-year-olds has that disadvantage.

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Horde 8

Surprise her with a huge slap as a sign of your admiration

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Comments

Skullcrusher 5

Since when are boogers crunchy?

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JessAngelus 0

Have you eaten one recently to know that they're not? O.o And OP.... DUMP HER! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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sxychik 4

who the f**k puts a booger in her boyfriends mouth, I mean honestly :l FHL

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thighsofglory 0

Puke on her. She'll cry.

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Piklink 0

You kidding? A girl who picks her nose and sticks it in her boyfriend's mouth would ENJOY getting puked on, I'd expect.

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lovelikethis19 0

that's effed up

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soksoeur 4

If she's putting boogers in your mouth now, imagine what other things she'll be putting there later on. She's crazy & disgusting to think anyone would ever eat her boogerS. (No offense to those that really still do, of course.)

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the_sodomizer 0

relationship pranks are great but that is too far

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Tikwichka 5

Hahahahaha!! I would've loved to see your reaction to that, OP!

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