By TattedAsian - 11/01/2010 07:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend asked for me to come to her. Then move my head in close to her and close my eyes. Expecting a sweet and romantic kiss I positioned my lips for my surprise. My surprise wasn't a kiss, instead it was a nice crunchy booger she placed in my mouth with her finger. FML
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TattedAsian 0

TO ALL: believe it or not my girlfriend is older then me and I'm 22. we have one of those immature/mature relationships. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being mad, I would say I was at an honest 1. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being surprised/humor I was at an all time 10. I got the booger out of my mouth and acted like I placed it in the trash can. 5 minutes later I wiped it on her lips. Not the same but good enough for me. Ive always told her that when you go digging for gold you should always share with the towns people. So she did, lol. I cant blame her cuz I would do the same to her.

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som_fml 0

dating four-year-olds has that disadvantage.

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Horde 8

Surprise her with a huge slap as a sign of your admiration

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NotSoNice 0

that is WORSE than barbaric[?]. Ew, that girl has some issues.

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g_love_glove 0

What you need to do is donate those toys to charity so that you kid doesn't get them. That will teach them that while you do have to buy the toy it won't actually benefit you kid at all.

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g_love_glove 0

My last comment was for the FML before this one, whoops.

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blastvortex 3

Haha. You got suckered.... xD #59: Wopz.

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iGreen_Day 0

Are you sure you don't mean 'guy friend'? She's GROSS

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NOVAgal 0

How gross. Dump her ASAP. What nasty trash. She needs to work on being a lady!!!

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tatiianah_fml 0

eeewww your girlfriend is nasty and acts like a little girl!! what grade is she?? Kindergarden?? damn **** your life!!

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gatorgrl1988 0

this doesnt sound like a real fml. if it is I suggest u find a new girl dude. maybe one that doesnt have a case of retardation.

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Fminetoo 0

Maybe you shouldnt be picken girls up at your local preschool.... But yea, FYL. Ide be out of that relationship in a minute.

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