Probably German.

Pig latin

Italian

Chinese

Swedish

Is that why you misspelled clever?

Did you just stereotype yourself?

Lol 42, I know a bunch of blondes who blame that for saying stupid shit

nice try.

Here we see a couple who don't text or talk to themselves, but instead, communicate through FML. Their life definitely sucks.

If you aren't trolling, you are doubly stupid since OP is anonymous. Shenanigans.

Nice job making yourself look like an idiot

funny cause that's not even close to her name. why seek attention. and BTW i just found out she has a learning disability

That's not an excuse that applies here

So you did chose looks over brains, Op.

65 - Or, just maybe, she's a genuinely nice person with a sweet personality? Why does it automatically have to be that if she's not a rocket scientist, she must be gorgeous and OP must be shallow? Not everyone is going to be a genius.

There are an incredible amount of learning disabilities; I didn't even learn about mine until I was in my mid 30's. I am curious about the one your gf has OP that gives her difficulty in knowing the major spoken language in countries. I hope that now she knows that she gets help for it.

But not knowing with at Italians speak Italian does add to his point.

If you care that she has a learning disability, and think this is because of that, you shouldn't have posted this FML.

93, perhaps they only just learned about it AFTER OP posted it? And if not, OP can do what he wants.

has anyone ever thought it was personality????

By the way OP worded his follow up, it's safe to assume he only recently found out about her learning disability AFTER he posted the conversation between him and his girlfriend. Not before

Ur stupid.

#53 OP Just curious, not going to troll or anything, but what kind of learning disability does she have? Feel free to message back saying you're uncomfortable answering the question.

@127, it's you're* If you're going to call someone stupid, make sure that you do not look stupid when you do it.

People can have other good qualities than just smart or pretty. Op may like her because she could be very nice or funny or something.

Give it a few years, they basically own us anyways...

Some punctuation would be great next time.

the only punctuation he ever uses is ellipses.