Love: Today, my girlfriend begged me to stay up late and video chat...

By tryon777 - 29/07/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, my girlfriend begged me to stay up late and video chat with her because she missed me. Even though I work early mornings, I reluctantly agreed. After waiting up until 2am for her to get online, I gave up. She had fallen asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2021 04:01

Today, after my girlfriend had a nightmare this morning, I stayed home because she has really bad anxiety issues. A couple of hours later, she's pissed because I said I would stay up, but I fell asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2013 20:55 - France - M?rignac

Today, my girlfriend woke me at 5am, just to say how great it was that I could still sleep two more hours before leaving for work. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2015 18:10 - Germany - Munich

Today, I had to work late. Due to delayed trains and a missed connection, it was almost midnight when I finally got home. When I walked into the bedroom, I found my girlfriend wearing sexy lingerie and fast asleep. FML

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By Crawling - 25/10/2008 16:56

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place, looking drop dead gorgeous. However, she preferred the idea of sleeping, and here I am on my laptop. FML

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By halza - 30/05/2016 11:03 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, after a long 16 hour shift, I was milliseconds from sleep when my girlfriend said she "wants to talk". I'm now writing this from the couch. FML

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By rejected - 28/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

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By Joshua - 03/06/2016 17:53 - United States - Weatherford

Today, the woman I have been seeing said she couldn't see a future with me. This was all because I didn't text her back when I fell asleep after working a double night/morning shift. FML

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No chance

By Anonymous - 21/02/2020 14:00

Today, my girlfriend of two years called me over late at night. I got excited, assuming she finally wanted sex. No, she just wanted me to make her mac and cheese and talk to her because she was ‘restless’. FML

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Short nap

By Anonymous - 10/09/2024 06:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, my girlfriend told me I could sleep in. Twenty minutes later, she was banging on the door, yelling, "Get up, fat lazy fuck! It's seven o'clock, we have chores! You expect me to do everything for your worthless ass!" FML

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By kirrby - 12/11/2011 06:41 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my girlfriend because I feel unappreciated. She fell asleep while I was attempting this. FML

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Thursday 29 July 2010 9:22

Fuhohoho.... You were up until 2 in the morning waiting just to chat? Darling, I would have given her just 15 minutes before going off to bed!~

Uranus_fml 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 9:51

Yeah, Why didn't you try and call her.

Comments

Carolina_girl222 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 14:53

aww thats so sweet! u really love her!

FMLephant 2

Thursday 29 July 2010 15:15

my girl does that all the time. sleep happens

allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 29 July 2010 16:03

WHOA I KNOWWW SHE'S PLAYIN' WITH MEEEE BUT THAT'S OKAY 'CAUSE I'VE GOT NO SELFESTEEM OH WAY OHHHHH YEAHH YEEAAHHHHHHH

ARScratch 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 16:16

awe haha I remember when my ex would do that. it's cute lol

sweetdreams999 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 17:38

what a selfish bitch. dump her op and date an older woman or someone that also works for a living unlike your needy girlfriend.

nikiturz 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 18:11

ydi for being stupid enough to stay up for that long :P

ninjaj31 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 19:02

aww. I feel bad for op. at least he tried. but at the same time I wouldn't have stayed up that long. he could have called her, if she didn't answer I would've went to sleep.

cnelso91 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 5:00

oh boo, you were tired once :P

kayleekaulitz 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 22:58

aawww :] i do that all the time to my boyfriend. i feel really bad but i just get so tired :[ us girls need our beauty sleep ;]

wtfed 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 16:48

boohoo.. you have a gf who misses you.. and she made you stay up past midnight :( watch out.. your organs might start to shut down out of exhaustion..