By MyNameIsNotJeff - 08/05/2015 03:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend bought me a pet tarantula. I now have one of my biggest fears crawling around my house. FML
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Akerra89 14

I would thank her for that and kindly mention your fear of spiders, and ask to get another pet together.

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Sammysavage 13

It's called desensitization.

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cristy91 33

And it does not work by just throwing a spider into someone's home, it's a process of steps with the confrontation being the final one

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starlandmarie 22

Either she's trying to tell you something or she is entertained by your fear. Whichever I'd be finding the thing and annihilating it. Good luck!

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gearhead369 20

Well that wasn't a very good gift but it must've been a nice gesture. Just explain how you feel about it and I'm sure you will figure it out

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sprints54 19

It's not wandering around your house unless it escaped from its enclosure chill the **** out and stop being a bitch

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Stxsyh 30

Why would she bought you one in the first place? Does she knows your fear?

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jhellie23 13

I'll dumped her if I were you.

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SayakaxOue 17

but why would it be crawling around the house? a cage would be a good idea tbh...

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Matheo_fml 21

I think she is trying to send a message..

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