Miscellaneous: Today, my girlfriend bought this hot pink Chanel nail polish....

By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend bought this hot pink Chanel nail polish. Bored, she thought it would be funny to paint my nails. I finally gave in and let her paint my toe nails. After she left, my buddy calls to to see if I can give him a ride. I forgot I had a swim meet today. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 027

You deserved it 54 353

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2019 17:15

Today, I got a call from my 14-year-old step-daughter while I was out. She'd left nail polish in her pocket when she'd tried to wash the clothes. I now have hot pink streaks on most of my work clothes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 744

You deserved it 136

Own it

By psychortiz - 03/06/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, I allowed my five-year old daughter to paint my fingernails during a living-room "picnic" we were having. A while later I got called back in to work for an emergency meeting. When I arrived at the meeting I noticed my fingernails were still neon-green. I am a 40-year old man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 617

You deserved it 16 715

Big whoops

By Anonymous - 11/11/2013 15:55 - United States

Today, I was at a party with a few of my friends. We saw a guy walking around with bright pink lipstick all over his mouth, so we made a bet to see who could match the lipstick to the girl first. I won. It was my girlfriend's. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 620

You deserved it 4 581

Hype house prank style

By Anonymous - 26/03/2022 17:00 - United Kingdom - Macclesfield

Today, I woke up to find I'd peed the bed. My girlfriend did the warm water trick to me, where she put my hand in water while sleeping, which can make you piss yourself apparently. As I went to get up, I noticed she'd also painted my toenails pink. FML

I agree, your life sucks 946

You deserved it 197

By crazyvulva9216 - 27/01/2009 01:17 - United States

Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 829

You deserved it 68 935

By WeldedShut - 03/03/2017 18:00

Today, I was with a wedding party getting manicures. I absentmindedly used a freshly-painted nail to pick my nose and ended up with two beauticians scraping indestructible bright red gel varnish out of my left nostril with acetone soaked q-tips, while everyone sat waiting in complete silence. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 780

You deserved it 8 266

By twinkletoes - 17/09/2012 06:32 - United States

Today, I went to get my nails done for the first time in a while. I don't like to go that much because two of my toes are connected, and I'm very self-conscious about it. The man painting my toes started laughing when he saw them and called all the other employees over to look. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 113

You deserved it 2 576

By ew - 03/08/2014 18:49 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I painted my nails in the car. After I finished, I stuck my hands out the window to let them dry. When I pulled my hands back in there were live bugs stuck in my nail polish. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 543

You deserved it 49 987

By inosehowthatgotthere - 10/02/2011 01:12 - United States

Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 354

You deserved it 52 582

By Awkward Jeff - 26/05/2019 12:30

Today, I was home alone, so for fun I put red lipstick on. A few minutes later, my doorbell rang. I managed to get it off before I got the door. I saw my neighbor, and had a long conversation with him. After which, I came inside and realized I had lipstick all over my teeth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 418

You deserved it 788

mcbeth 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 19:25

psh, you didn't forget, you know you wanted to look pretty for your swim team

Fields4mint 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 19:23

Methinks you are whipped.

Comments

monfri 0

Friday 1 May 2009 1:28

ouch. i hope you had a sandpaper handy :P

InTheAyer 0

Friday 1 May 2009 1:33

wow how horrible. this truely is a tragity. now you have to use NAIL POLISH REMOVER..... a tragity.

InTheAyer 0

Friday 1 May 2009 1:33

wow how horrible. this truely is a tragity. now you have to use NAIL POLISH REMOVER..... a tragity.

maliboozer1 3

Friday 1 May 2009 1:48

The next time she finds herself bored enough to paint your nails, you should probably just recommend sex.

ThatsAli3 0

Friday 1 May 2009 1:53

You let her do it? Wow = ) You're willing to please.... ha ha. I don't know why she wanted to paint your nails. Doesn't she have girl friends for that?

Hoax_fml 0

Friday 1 May 2009 1:57

@45 When you sacrifice self respect and dignity by having hot pink nail polish applied to your nails just to get laid, then you're whipped. Understand?

Peanu_theGreat 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:26

@16 He's a swimmer, which means he most probably shaves not just his legs, but his whole body. And this isn't an FML. Get over it.

LovelyCutiePie 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:34

I agreed with #17 But anyway, this is cute. You're not less of a man! So you're lady painted your nails, big whoop. I'm sure no one honestly cares anyway, and if they did, who needs them?