By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 671
You deserved it 6 985

Same thing different taste

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Ligerie 0

aww I really love pugs. But not more than my husband. But I have a feeling you're in High school still.

Probably a blessing in disguise....if you and your now ex got married...would you want that bitch for a mother-in-law?

Comments

YDI for dating a dumb bitch that would choose a dog over you.

Pugs are so ugly they are cute. I own one. I know. What #15 said. Work on your appearance.

goodoldave 17

Pugs aren't ugly, they're adorable. YDI for being so arrogant that you think you're better looking than a pug. Just be glad it wasn't a bulldog or Chinese crested.

hey hey hey chinese crested dogs are ADORABLE

a bull dog is like an oversized pug...they both have wrinkly, squashed in faces. I want a bull dog. =)

OLOtheDemigodess 0

pugs look like they've run into a wall. I prefer a dog that doesn't look like a sumo wrestler has sat on its face. But everyone's welcome to their own opinion, I guess. Anyway, I love my dog (a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel XD)

THE CAVALIER KING CHARLES SPANIELS ARE ADORABLE. I love their ears and eyes. =]

I love my King Charels. Toby - he's a bit overweight though. Toby gets pushed around by my cat and kitten.

rockyhorrorshow 0

You were really in the dog house, weren't you? Well, don't worry about. If your girlfriend is more willing in having a relationship with a dog than having one with you, she obviously doesn't have the most correct of priorities. Move on. If she is so easily bought off, you wouldn't want to be with her anyway.

dude, the girl likes the mutt more than u!!! Teehee

baumunk 0

Pugs have got to be the most DAMN UGLY dogs ever. FYL

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fbp6277 0

hey "seanreddog" you keep posting stupid crap on like every fml when i want to read real comments so i think you should stop and i think most people agree, its really annoying

laurr_rawrs 0

@22: total win. as for OP, pugs are ******* ahdorable. this is still pretty messed up though. I doubt you deserved it, but consider yourself lucky that you're no longer dating such a dumb *****.

jchansfan 0

You're the dumbass Sean. Feeding the trolls'd be what you just technically did, even though he/she wasn't really a troll. Also, you're not very good at the lyrical satire. Now run along and go play with the other forty-year-olds please.

That wasn't lyrical satire. That was trolling. Also, I'm 15, not forty.

bitches go for dogs...don't get bothered (only if u don't think urself as a doG)